+205 All I want for Christmas is you.... to keep your fat ass outta my house. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if I start working out?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is this directed to Santa?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Of course not. This is directed towards my great Aunt Hilda. Silly goose.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But then you won't get presents.

by Anonymous 12 years ago