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Princess Peach can do so much better than a plumber with a pedostache, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dood. Mario had to jump, like, 400 fucking turtles just to rescue her. What kind of stuck-up bitch would reject that?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Like someone who makes French Toast.
by Anonymous13 years ago
damn straight
by Anonymous13 years ago
yeah, but then again, it doesn't matter how he looks or what his job is. he cares about that bitch. He goes farther to be with her then most men these days would do for a girl.
by Anonymous 13 years ago
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