+388 Princess Peach can do so much better than a plumber with a pedostache, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dood. Mario had to jump, like, 400 fucking turtles just to rescue her. What kind of stuck-up bitch would reject that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like someone who makes French Toast.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

damn straight

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, but then again, it doesn't matter how he looks or what his job is. he cares about that bitch. He goes farther to be with her then most men these days would do for a girl.

by Anonymous 13 years ago