+602 Ladies: You sometimes envy us men because we can go to the toilet practically anywhere, anytime. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Technically, men can only go to the toilet anywhere there is a toilet. Men can urinate, however, anywhere and anytime.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well technically women can as well then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Awkwardly, yes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Once I got stuck dead in traffic on a Thursday night at 11, a half hour from my house, and I felt like I was going to die. I had to wait an hour an a half, and it was one of the most painful experiences of my life. My brother, on the other hand, made use of an empty water bottle while we all closed our eyes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a flying guinea pig. I just shit on people's heads as I fly over them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, that's pigeons.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, my pigeon friends do this too. It's great because we can keep hanging out together and never have to go to the bathroom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am far more envious that it's socially acceptable for guys to go shirtless.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, technically women can too, but it's a lot less discreet =/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mostly when hiking and/or camping

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I really do with I could just stop off on the side of the road in a roadtrip or whatever and go toilet, but it's just too awkward when you're a girl.

by Anonymous 13 years ago