+459 I love Jesus. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you take this from Tumblr?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sickipedia

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No I don't have Tumblr

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus chocolate??? : O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Easter is when he "died".. Hence the chocolate.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ik that, I needed to comment on something so mobile version would let me vote...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually Easter is when he resurrected

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love Jesus for bigger and better reasons.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lies

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Flies

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah but right before he died we have to give something up :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Right before? I thought Lent lasted like 40 days...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(...): it is 40 days, sorry guess I worded that funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dont see why you put the :/ face if you love him you shouldnt complain about it i mean he did give up his like for you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

really? Jesus gave up his like for me? That doesn't mean going 40 days without some luxories isn't hard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This isn't funny. It's offensive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I sometimes tear pages out of the bible and rub them against my cock

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're offended by THIS? Haha...welcome to teh interwebz. Enjoy your stay ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People like you DISGUST me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People like me? Define who I am as a person, go on, dare ya.....Oh wait, YOU CAN'T. You don't know me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wasn't he resurrected on Easter?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, he died on Easter Sunday :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago