+135 Your dad exaggerates WAY too much: "I TOLD YOU GO GO TO BED 3 HOURS AGO!" "Dad, that was like 5 minutes ago...", amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

lolno, retard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*mom

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"I'm just popping to the shop, I'll be five minutes." /20 Years later/ "..."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That's so sad... (cry2)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I was kidding, he never said he was going anywhere.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If I've told you once, I've told you a billion times, STOP EXAGGERATING

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING AWAKE AT THIS HOUR?!" "It's only nine o'clock...and I'm doing my homework..."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My dad is always like "What the fuck?! It's 12:00, we have to leave the house NOW!" 'Dad. It is 10:30.'

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I wish my dad cared enough to speak to me :P

by Anonymous 11 years ago