What kind of asshole breaks into your house, eats your cookies, drinks your milk, leaves you presents, claims to be a figment of your imagination, then gets away with it, amirite?

+341 What kind of asshole breaks into your house, eats your cookies, drinks your milk, leaves you presents, claims to be a figment of your imagination, then gets away with it, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Santa's asshole, that's what kind.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LEAVES YOU PRESENTS?! HE MUST BE STOPPED.

by Anonymous 13 years ago