+324 If your house dosen't have a chimney, does Santa have a key? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no! he just comes through the child's bedroom window like the other pedophiles

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mom always said Santa built a magical chimney that disappeared when he left because we lived in a house without a chimney.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He just breaks down the door then the elves fix it as he leaves

by Anonymous 12 years ago