+320 How does Santa know which houses don't celebrate Christmas, or which don't have little kids? Does he just know, or does he have a Christian child detector built into his sleigh? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He probably checks for mezuzahs, at least some of the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Um, because Santa's magic. Duh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Totally.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Magic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pedo Bear tells him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's like asking how the food in the Krusty Krab stays on the plates even when they're under water... hello, it's a freaking talking sponge living in a freaking pineapple...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A 'Christian Detector' would leave some houses that celebrate Christmas untouched.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the same way he knows if you're naughty or nice :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its fucking magic, man. fucking magic, how dose it work?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bookkeepers in his workshop, of course. You can pretty much get the information on anyone with a credit card or license plate number. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

michael jackson wanted one of those from santa himself...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It would be easy to spot the kikes' houses. They would be the ones with all the lights off to keep the electric bill down along with a pipe going to their neighbor's house to steal some of the heat from their heater.

by Anonymous 13 years ago