+363 You hate it when you tell Santa what you want for Christmas and he tells you that you'll shoot your eye out, kicks you in the face, and pushes you down the slide, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And kicks your face, pushing you down the slide

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Addendum added. Everybody love this stud's comment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait...this happened to you too?! I didn't know other people wanted Red Riders too....dang, time to get more creative.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Happend to me 24 times in one day

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You'll shoot your eye out, you'll shoot your eye out!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then your dad goes and buys a sexy leg lamp ;) I would be YOUR sexy leg lamp any day because I LOVE YOU :DDD

by Anonymous 13 years ago