+388 A dildo is never an appropriate gift, however, when paired with a card that reads: go f*ck yourself. Now its hilarious, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"in case you don't shop at target, go screw yourself" ;) --easy a

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what I thought of too [:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that movie is amazing :) i had to say something lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The first sentence introduces a subordinate clause by using "when" but doesn't pair it with an independent clause. It expresses an incomplete thought.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wonder how many people didn't notice that.... It bothers me (o.O)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BATCHORLETTE PARTY AND EVERYBODY GETS A DILDO!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post reminded me of a joke: A lawyer, a banker and a biker were discussing what they had bought their wives for Christmas. The lawyer said, "I bought my wife perfume and a sports car, so if she doesn't like the perfume she'll love the car." The banker said, "I bought my wife a ring and a cruise, so if she doesn't like the ring she'll love the cruise. The biker said, "I bought her a t-shirt and a vibrator, so if she doesn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck herself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i love that movie

by Anonymous 13 years ago