Micheal Jackson is still alive. amirite?

*Michael

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only through music.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What I wanna know is why his kids are white, honestly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

his real skin color could have been a recessive gene and the white is the dominate gene... did you ever listen in science class?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Omg it's a freaking uh co-dominance or whatever. That's why there are MIXED children. Apparently you didn't pay attention sheesh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, you're right; but I just don't have the need for a Book of Witty Retorts. I just wouldn't use it, like you. Actually, it's incomplete dominance, where it's a mixture of both. Apparently you suck at biology.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Overused expression.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Supposedly, they're not biologically his.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought he said they were his... Maybe not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, he said they were, but apparently the mother admitted that there was a sperm donor, but since MJ's dead I guess it's a moot point.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zu9svX2L7A&feature=related AHHH its true!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuck I just screamed and woke up the neighbors

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys, he's not Elvis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If only it were true....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Trolololol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I sure as fuck hope not!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

looks like someone is in denial.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hes living with Elvis. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hes living with Elvis. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wish :( I miss him so much

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Someones in denial!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He is alive, he's living on that island with Elvis. duhhh!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes,he is living in the mountains making music with Tupac,Elvis,and Biggie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In our hearts, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago