You have a certain order of doing things in the shower, amirite?

1. Shampoo 2. Body wash Done.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you don't just love standing there in the warm water??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well yeah, but that's just the pauses between the steps.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

gotcha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. Fill the bathtub up with 88.7 degree water. 2. Arrange rubber duckies and line them up in reverse rainbow order. 3. Squeeze three tubes of Double Double, Toil and Bubble. 4. Turn on Mozart's 532nd Symphony. 5. Get in my bikini. 6. Slip into the water.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you've got it all planned out don't ya?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Umm...a bikini? Really?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of all the things you could have picked out... you chose that one?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, let's just say most people shower naked.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine is: Shampoo Soap Head and Shoulders (just in case) Conditioner

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine's: Soap Baboon blood Shampoo Wake the shower camel with a half-heated teaspoon and gauze* Conditioner Towel dry *'shower camel' is not a euphemism. It is a camel which lives in my shower.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. Wash hair. 2. Wash face. 3. Wash body.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aw, I was waiting for someone to put 'masturbate' somewhere in their sequence....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a whole system. It never changes. Ever. I like stability.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No touching the rear 'til face is clean and clear!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shampoo. Put in conditioner. Wash body. Brush hair. Wash out conditioner.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. Shampoo 2.Wash body 3.Rinse shampoo 4.Conditioner 5.Shave 6.Rinse conditioner 7.Stand in front of the shower head and just soak for a few minutes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Apparently I'm the only person that does body wash then shampoo... wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dont feel bad, i do too. theyre all freaks :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fap fap fap done

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1- Stand there for like five minutes just enjoying the water. 2- Shampoo. 3- Conditioner. 4- Body. 5- Face. 6- Enjoy water more. 7. DONE.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wash hair; condition; brush; shave; wash body; wash face.

by Anonymous 13 years ago