+2,466 Dudes, before you make her too angry, remember, females have more experience cleaning up blood stains, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I literally laughed out loud

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I figuratively laughed out loud

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I metaphorically laugher out loud

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't laugh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I sat there stoically and didn't make a sound.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i found this thread of people trying to be funny so annoying i wrestled a bear with my bare hands*notice the bad bear pun* and then smoked a joint with him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't think I'm funny?! *Sobs*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm offended, MY BEST FRIEND DIED TRYING TO BE FUNNY!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why wouldn't you just kill the bear?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Going to say this to the hubby.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That. Was. Amazing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Was your mind. blown? ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i heard they miss you over at MLIA

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I heard they miss you over at the muppet orgy downtown

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah, good times.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

..what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know that was my reaction when Grover approached me...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh, Dwight you naughty boy!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

explain please? sorry I don't watch the office.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what she said

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And handling kitchen utensils.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But wouldn't they just complain about how much it sucks that they have to clean up a dead guy and how hard it is to be her?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We have more experience dealing with a hard time though, s'all good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys certainly do have more experience with 'hard' times hehehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

your picture makes your comment worth while

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Were those blood stains there from when she tried to park her car? Poor guy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys, before you clean up the huge mess you just made, remember that girls have more experience in the field.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Period blood is a bitch to get out, man.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuck Jmayrod, getting POTD as an anon

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I told my fiancé this all he had to say is "Girls are nasty."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah shit, more period jokes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bloody hell, more period jokes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You beat me to it. I was going to post that. You stole my comment. Thief.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My bad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've had my period for the past 61 days...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

feels good being a guy doesn't it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you understand the reference?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dislike this un.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't even realize this was a period joke until I read the comments. I just thought they meant because women do the laundry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually the tampon and pad cleans it up so unless you are going to dab the floor with pads I suggest not cleaning the guy

by Anonymous 12 years ago