+622 It's 7am, below freezing and windy - HURRY THE FUCK UP AND PEE, DOG, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Story of my life this morning

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Story of your LIFE this MORNING? [laughs]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't hate

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I looooove. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and then after you bring him in when he doesn't do anything "DAMN IT I JUST TOOK YOU OUTSIDE AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO SHIT ON THE FUCKING CARPET!?!?!?!??!?!?!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ahahaha that happened to me the other day! my dumb dog loves doing her business on grass, so all the snow is confusing her.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The one reason I don't have a dog.

by Anonymous 13 years ago