+339 What kind of parent names their kid Bartholomew, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Homer and Marge Simpson you whore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dammit Bill I was about to say that!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am soooo sorry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ok I forgive you :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Better. After all I did for your parents in the 1990's

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you forgave my parents??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For making such a pretty girl? Yes. Just kidding, dont get full of yourself sparky.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm no Monica lewinsky

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eh. Kind of

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh my...totally naming my dog this. Well this or Archduke Ferndinand.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should go with Archduke Ferdinand

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you call him Archduke Ferdinand you better make sure he doesn't get assassinated and start a world war.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Way to ruin the plans

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm gonna name my dog Lord Barkington.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Indeed have you one up-ed me, sir.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cool ones. Thats an awesome name.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or Rutherford. My history teacher brought that up today in class. There aren't even any good nicknames for it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bartholomew Sr.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One who NEVER wants their kid to get laid

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's like Methuselah. What nickname could possibly you have for Methuselah? - Methie? Thu-thu? Mimi?

by Anonymous 13 years ago