+552 You have no idea how to eat a cupcake while looking attractive, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

By shoving it into your mouth all at once

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Licking it sexually

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sticking it in your ass

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The above suggestions are always a good route to accomplishing this. Of course, I have no need for such suggestions, as I look sexy no matter what I'm eating. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shove it all up in there. That's what she said jokes not needed, but implied.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lift the cupcake to your face slowly and take a bite with puckered lips. Make sure you get some frosting on your nose. Then flash a smile at the cute guy/girl across the room, wipe the frosting from your nose with a finger, and lick it off while giving a coy wink.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know any way to NOT be attractive

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Scoop a little bit of icing with your finger, and lick it sexily. . . I already had this conversation with my friends, some who were guys, and demonstrated. . . there's more to it, but it works ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tear the bottom cake part off then put it on top of the icing, so it makes a sandwich. It's a lot easier and you don't get fronting on your nose

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"no idea" and "look attractive" don't belong in the same sentence for me. Unless it's "I have no idea how to not look attractive"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I knew there would be comments about licking it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago