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You have no idea how to eat a cupcake while looking attractive, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
By shoving it into your mouth all at once
by Anonymous13 years ago
Licking it sexually
by Anonymous13 years ago
sticking it in your ass
by Anonymous13 years ago
The above suggestions are always a good route to accomplishing this.
Of course, I have no need for such suggestions, as I look sexy no matter what I'm eating.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Shove it all up in there.
That's what she said jokes not needed, but implied.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Lift the cupcake to your face slowly and take a bite with puckered lips. Make sure you get some frosting on your nose. Then flash a smile at the cute guy/girl across the room, wipe the frosting from your nose with a finger, and lick it off while giving a coy wink.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I don't know any way to NOT be attractive
by Anonymous13 years ago
Scoop a little bit of icing with your finger, and lick it sexily. . . I already had this conversation with my friends, some who were guys, and demonstrated. . . there's more to it, but it works ;)
by Anonymous13 years ago
Tear the bottom cake part off then put it on top of the icing, so it makes a sandwich. It's a lot easier and you don't get fronting on your nose
by Anonymous13 years ago
"no idea" and "look attractive" don't belong in the same sentence for me. Unless it's "I have no idea how to not look attractive"
by Anonymous13 years ago
I knew there would be comments about licking it...
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