+535 Swimming is a confusing sport. Sometimes you do it for fun, other times you do it to well... not die, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Demetri Martin?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One of his best jokes aye.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I fucking hate it when stupid cunts steal jokes from comedians and post them on fucking amirite. god damn it come up with your own shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ten points to Gryffindor!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

calm down. A lot of people have never heard of this stuff.I don't even know who Demeti Martin is. A hand full of may never have but that doesn't mean we all have. I disagree that he shouldn't have posted it but he should put quotation around it or given the comedian credit some how.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. You're missing the point of this site. It's about posting your own ideas. Not someone else's jokes that they came up with. I don't care whether you've heard of Demetri Martin or not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the "point" of this site is to share your opinions. Yeah, but it has evolved since it first started and now has idea, opinions, jokes etc. Also the is amirite there is nothing wrong with posting a joke. Maybe op wanted to know if he was RIGHT about the joke being funny and to see if anyone AGREED with him. Ya know this being the point of the site, to see if other share the same opinion as you. You need to calm the fuck down you're acting like he hit your mama.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...He posted it on here to see if he was right about it being funny...? Really? Here's my theory. He posted it on here because he wanted a bunch of people to YYA him. I guess it worked. It's still annoying. The point of the site is to share YOUR thoughts and ideas. Not to see if people think a comedians joke is funny. If you want to know that, you can just watch a youtube video and see if people laugh when he tells it. And trust me In reality, I'm really calm right now. The fact that this kids an idiot and copied a joke isn't really bothering me that much. I just like to make angry comments and try to get a rise out of people like you who feel like they need to defend a bad post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Th point is to see if other people share the seem opinion as you. Your *theory* doesn't have to be true neither does mine. Although there's nothing wrong with him posting that joke on here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I completely agree. This faggot should've at least given credit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/321636

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually it's not just about him stealing a joke from Demetri Martin. I wouldn't care which comedian it was from. Trust me I've called a lot of people out over Bo Burnham quotes or Mitch Hedberg quotes or whatever other comedian people try to steal shit from on this site. It's annoying and I hate when people do it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah but here's the thing: NO ONE CARES.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah but here's the thing: OBVIOUSLY YOU DO BECAUSE YOU REPLIED TO ME AND POSTED A LINK TO A POST THAT WAS IRRELEVANT TO THE SITUATION.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it was as relevant to the situation as you could get! you were getting mad over a demetri martin joke, as most of his fans seem to around here, and i thout of this. im mean im being perfectly honest with you, no one cares whether you get mad over it or not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wasn't mad because it was a Demetri Martin joke, I was mad because he copied a joke from any comedian in general. I don't care who the comedian was. And you obviously care. You keep replying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love Demetri :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I admit I got this from Demetri, but no one on amirite did it yet, so I brightened some peoples day... sorry?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Demetri Martin.... get your own joke and stop copying other people's

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Toto!): Read the comments. get your own comment, this has been a comment before. http://www.amirite.net/321636

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also, i believe that is called plagiarism. Let's try to come up with our own jokes now, what a concept!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Toto!): So now it's illegal to copy jokes? What if you hear a joke somewhere, and tell someone? Is that only 5 years in jail?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I gotta go by the outfit. Pants...uh oh. Bathing suit...okay. Naked...we'll see. Should I be swimming faster or am I getting laid?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Grammar Nazis: false alarm. OP used the correct "to/too/two."

by Anonymous 13 years ago