What kind of a mindfuck would it be if neither evolution nor creationism was the truth, amirite?

Spontaneous generation?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How many times do I have to say that evolution and creationism don't conflict?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It DOES conflict. Creationism - God created everything some thousand years ago. Evolution - All life came from a single cell billions of years ago. And don't give me that "God created that cell" bullshit, because thats not actually creationism.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The Bible's time periods have been accepted as false. How the hell were Biblical authors supposed to know how long ago the Earth was created?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The human race was started by time travel. That would be awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Evolution* could have been an act of God.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not the God of the Bible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Creation* not creationism.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

your username is supposed to be referencing the office, right? well the name of the band in the show was scranton-i-city, not scranton-city. that's always bothered me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know that. And, as ThatOneNut pointed out, it's actually Scrantonicity2 But yes. I know that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

These two ideas are not opposite sides of the same coin. Creationism is a belief based on nothing but faith that has no room for any kind of change regardless of the discovery of new knowledge, and Evolution is a theory with supporting evidence that could be adapted or even completely changed depending on scientific discovery. Saying you "believe" in evolution isn't the same as saying you "believe" in a god, because the former would change and the latter would deny if proven wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dear 420Grrl, I love you and everything you stand for.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YAY RELIGIOUS ARGUMENTS!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

GO LAMARCKISM!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like to think that for something that exists forever, a day can be as long as a million years or as short as a second. By that thought, my own, very own lil' thought, the whole 'God created everything in 7 days' is a matter of perspective. Why couldn't a day for God be a couple of million years? I'm not sure where this fits within this evolutionism vs. creationism conflict, but I'm happy with this self-formulated truth. On another note: Dear reader of this comment, (atheist, theist or agnostic, I don't care) I wish you a (early/belated) Happy New Year!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Happy year to you too XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some aliens created us. Tom Cruise was right all along guys.

by Anonymous 13 years ago