You'd think SpongeBob would be deaf right now cuz he wakes up to a fog horn every morning. amirite?

+539 You'd think SpongeBob would be deaf right now cuz he wakes up to a fog horn every morning. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm watching that right now! haha[:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He has no ears.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or genitalia.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or a GameCube.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure a GameCube would not function under water.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure Spongebob is fictional.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure recent studies done by a Dr. Sandy Cheeks, shows that Spongebob is in fact real! Dr. Cheeks an oceanographer just came back after years of underwater studies, to conform the rumors that Spongebob is in fact alive and real! Dr. Cheeks lives in Texas and although her current location is unknown, you can e.mail her at scheeks@soDoesPatrick.edu if you want to ask her more about her research!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe that's why he uses a foghorn in the first place.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There are beaches, and fires, and talking starfish in spongebob squarepants. I don't think a horn will make him go deaf.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is just a stupid joke. No need to take things so seriously people, so just let it be.

by Anonymous 13 years ago