+128 Boys are like ice cream, you have to lick them really fast or else they'll get soft. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I WAS TOTALLY EATING ICE CREAM WHILE I READ THIS AASFJKKLL

by Anonymous 11 years ago

OH MY GOD

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Why do I feel like you have no idea what you're talkkng about?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Are you 10?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No but its the opposite, more you lick harder it gets

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Thats why it says OR ELSE they will get soft, which implies if you continue licking it will stay hard.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Lick it really fast? That's a weird way to describe giving a "fun time in the mouth". It takes more than that...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's just a joke. Use common sense..

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No, it's a bad analogy.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You don't think a guy would be hard if you licked his dick..?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah, but I don't have to lick it fast to keep him hard.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Agreed. OP could have just said lick I suppose. Or maybe they mean't like once it gets hard you better get down there quickly to lick before it goes soft again kinda like when you get an ice cream cone you better lick it right away and not leave it or it'll get "soft". Why am I analyzing this at 1am..? I don't know.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Hehe, it's 2 am here.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

East coast?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

One and only :) Does anyone here ever actually eat the cherry on top of a sundae by the way? Only slightly off topic....

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's 12 year olds that don't get it, not 10 year olds.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Hehe, "fun time in the mouth." Looks like my comment got edited. Sowwy 'bout the vulgar language :)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

They edit comments??

by Anonymous 11 years ago

They must have. I never said "fun time in the mouth" although that was the jist of what I meant.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Did you say bj ?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yea, but I typed the whole word.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That's what I thought. I said lick a guys dick up there though, so how is that more okay than bj...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't know. I don't mind really since I didn't actually get into any trouble. It is just funny and you are also cracking me up by being like, "I said lick a guys dick." I am so immature sometimes.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I generally associate ice cream with "melting", but to each his own...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I lick guys real slow and it's been reoprted on 2 different formsprings that I give the best bjs those guys ever had.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Woah man woah, that's way too much enlightening for one comment.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

None of my friends come here, I wasn't too worried about it at the time. Plus I was getting kicked off the computer and had to write my comment as quickly as I could. Sorry bout that.

by Anonymous 11 years ago