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Boys are like ice cream, you have to lick them really fast or else they'll get soft. amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
I WAS TOTALLY EATING ICE CREAM WHILE I READ THIS AASFJKKLL
by Anonymous11 years ago
OH MY GOD
by Anonymous11 years ago
Why do I feel like you have no idea what you're talkkng about?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Are you 10?
by Anonymous11 years ago
No but its the opposite, more you lick harder it gets
by Anonymous11 years ago
Thats why it says OR ELSE they will get soft, which implies if you continue licking it will stay hard.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Lick it really fast? That's a weird way to describe giving a "fun time in the mouth". It takes more than that...
by Anonymous11 years ago
It's just a joke. Use common sense..
by Anonymous11 years ago
No, it's a bad analogy.
by Anonymous11 years ago
You don't think a guy would be hard if you licked his dick..?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Yeah, but I don't have to lick it fast to keep him hard.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Agreed. OP could have just said lick I suppose. Or maybe they mean't like once it gets hard you better get down there quickly to lick before it goes soft again kinda like when you get an ice cream cone you better lick it right away and not leave it or it'll get "soft". Why am I analyzing this at 1am..? I don't know.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Hehe, it's 2 am here.
by Anonymous11 years ago
East coast?
by Anonymous11 years ago
One and only :)
Does anyone here ever actually eat the cherry on top of a sundae by the way? Only slightly off topic....
by Anonymous11 years ago
It's 12 year olds that don't get it, not 10 year olds.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Hehe, "fun time in the mouth." Looks like my comment got edited. Sowwy 'bout the vulgar language :)
by Anonymous11 years ago
They edit comments??
by Anonymous11 years ago
They must have. I never said "fun time in the mouth" although that was the jist of what I meant.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Did you say bj ?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Yea, but I typed the whole word.
by Anonymous11 years ago
That's what I thought. I said lick a guys dick up there though, so how is that more okay than bj...
by Anonymous11 years ago
I don't know. I don't mind really since I didn't actually get into any trouble. It is just funny and you are also cracking me up by being like, "I said lick a guys dick." I am so immature sometimes.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I generally associate ice cream with "melting", but to each his own...
by Anonymous11 years ago
I lick guys real slow and it's been reoprted on 2 different formsprings that I give the best bjs those guys ever had.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Woah man woah, that's way too much enlightening for one comment.
by Anonymous11 years ago
None of my friends come here, I wasn't too worried about it at the time. Plus I was getting kicked off the computer and had to write my comment as quickly as I could. Sorry bout that.
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