+246 With all the warnings you've ignored from your parents, you've never once in your life come even remotely close to poking your eye out. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I once had stitches about a quarter inch above my eye, I'm lucky it wasn't any closer

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My elementary school BFF once dropped a heavy rubber Harry Potter *trademark symbol* wand down a laundry chute onto my face. It split my lip and left bruising over my right cheek and eyelid. It could easily have injured my eye if I hadn't closed it in time.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I didn't have to wear glasses, at least one if my eyes would have been gone years ago.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"You'll shoot your eye out!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago