+570 A sparrow was just about to freeze to death when a cow came over and took a crap on it. The warmth of the cow's shit warmed up the little bird and saved its life. The sparrow started singing from happiness but then a cat heard it, found the bird and ate it. The conclusion is that not everyone who throw shit at you wants to harm you and not everyone who digs you out of it wants to help you. amir... amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago