-731 Friends are like condoms. You use them for a while, then you just throw them away when you're done, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post is like the history on your computer, it should have been deleted.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All my friends have several holes in their bodies that my penis could fit in. I would never use such a condom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If that is how you treat them, I'm glad you're not my friend.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree with the coach, sure hope u don't go to my school...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good friends are like condoms - you can have fun with them, but they protect you from bad shit happening

by Anonymous 13 years ago

^^Don't feed the troll, Underscores.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, friendster are lik condoms: good ay protecting you until you fill them with semen. THEN you can throw them away.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You ejaculate on your friends?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, friends are like condoms because they're there for you when life gets hard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think condoms is a pretty cool guy. he cock blocks guys and doesnt afraid of anything

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Duuude...there is something wrong with you. Friends are great for being there for you when you're down and making you laugh. You obviously have yet to meet someone that is actually a good friend...but then again...an asshole like you probably has met someone like that and took advantage of them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago