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Guys: My girlfriend gives me sex twice a day. You're jealous, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Everyone who says no way is either a nun or a lier....or 12 years of age or under....lots of "or"s.
by Anonymous13 years ago
or a girl lol look at the whp voted thing
by Anonymous13 years ago
A male nun, eh?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Or a Christian, or somebody who doesn't want to get a girl pregnant out of wedlock, or contract an STD.
by Anonymous13 years ago
also, it's liar
by Anonymous13 years ago
I didn't know this was mylifeisbro.com
by Anonymous13 years ago
or mylifeisho.com
by Anonymous13 years ago
My left hand gives me sex four times a day. You're jealous.
by Anonymous13 years ago
LEFT hand? Kinky..
by Anonymous13 years ago
Leftys unite!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Ahh haha. Try masturbating with your non dominant hand. Incredibly frustrating, for a girl at least
by Anonymous13 years ago
Your gf gives me sex once a week, so I'm good..
by Anonymous13 years ago
Your mum gives me and just about every else twice as much as that.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Your right hand doesn't count as a girlfriend.
by Anonymous13 years ago
i like how some of the poeple that voted are girls
by Anonymous13 years ago
My girlfriend gives me head on command
by Anonymous13 years ago
thats weird, your girlfriend does the same for me!
by Anonymous13 years ago
good one
by Anonymous13 years ago
yeah, although not entirely creative i figured the comment was appropriate. its a simply formula with the main goal to have everything equal out to zero. for example: RC (retarded comment) + 1/2 times the square root of BC (basic comeback) = 0 minus TOOC (The overuse of comeback)
if you do the math correctly you should end up with 0.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Slightly.
by Anonymous13 years ago
lol me and my boyfriend invite other women in the bedroom five times a day. I bet you're jealous, OP
by Anonymous13 years ago
Only twice?
by Anonymous13 years ago
How the fuck is there ANY no ways? Fucking women ruin everything. Hey cunts, this post says "guys" so don't vote..... Becausae any guy would be jealous
by Anonymous13 years ago
I recently lost my iPod touch, I got it in December of 2010 but I never registered it. Can I still find the serial number or trace it? Since you think you're such a genius and figured everything out, you should click and see who disagreed. There are guys on there too and the situation can be different for them.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Most guys are jealous of your ABILITY to have sex twice a day!
If your girlfriend asks for sex twice a day, there are three possible reasons:
She has PGAS (persistent genital arousal syndrome)
She has an infection, causing her genitals to itch, & need “scratching”
She is trying to kill you! (Check she hasn’t taken out a life insurance policy on you!)
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