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I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle." amirite?

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The voice in my head that read this sounded reaaaaaaally stoned.

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super_sour_diesel super_sour_diesel

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Why do I feel like you nicked this from someone/somewhere? :/

+61632 Reply

Kellie Kellie

In response to “Why do I feel like you nicked this from...

Not that I could find when I searched it

+11211 Reply

Anonymous OP

In response to “Not that I could find when I searched it

It has the air of being previously posted to me, but that might just be, well, me XD

+12142 Reply

Kellie Kellie

In response to “It has the air of being previously posted to...

It's not just you. I feel like it's from something...

+52531 Reply

Retooser Retooser

In response to “It's not just you. I feel like it's from...

I'm tellin you dude, I checked this like 45 times. I didn't copy it from anywhere. Damn, bitches all up on my jaun and

+97108111 Reply

Anonymous OP

In response to “I'm tellin you dude, I checked this like 45...

I wasn't saying you stole it, it just sounds familiar and I can't place it.

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Retooser Retooser

In response to “I wasn't saying you stole it, it just sounds...

Tosh.0?
that kid with the face paint that was like "i like turtles"

+27303 Reply

thee

In response to “I wasn't saying you stole it, it just sounds...

I was thinking it sounded familiar too. IMO it sounds like something Demetri Martin would say. Not saying that it was stolen though, but it does remind me of him an awful lot.

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LadyPeterPan LadyPeterPan

In response to “I wasn't saying you stole it, it just sounds...

It sounds like something my friend would say. When I read this, I heard her voice saying this. That's why it sounds familiar to me.

To which you will respond: cool story bro. Tell it AGAIN. Tell it ata PARTY. You'll get laid.

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BetterThanEzra1119 BetterThanEzra1119

In response to “I'm tellin you dude, I checked this like 45...

I guarantee you stole it

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Anonymous

In response to “I'm tellin you dude, I checked this like 45...

I've seen this all over Facebook Like sites more than many months ago.
But its new to the site so congrats :D

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RicoLomarda RicoLomarda

In response to “I'm tellin you dude, I checked this like 45...

You stole it. I wrote that exact same thing about four months ago, and was accused of stealing it. Then it was removed. You totally stole it. Even if you didn't steal it from a post on here, you still stole it from another site.

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yimmyjm

In response to “I'm tellin you dude, I checked this like 45...

yo duuuudeesss chill lil man, its from my name is earl can tell you that straight up

+11 Reply

Pharoahs Bong

In response to “It's not just you. I feel like it's from...

RayWilliamJohnson, possibly? He did an episode on turtles.

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Anonymous

In response to “RayWilliamJohnson, possibly? He did an...

Guys, it's on facebook. I liked it two days ago. Chill. It's origional if it's origional to the site, right?

+41498 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “It's not just you. I feel like it's from...

it's from Facebook!!!!!!!!!!

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goodtime goodtime

In response to “Not that I could find when I searched it


It was definitely on facebook, but idk, maybe it was on here first.

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Anonymous

In response to “ It was definitely on facebook, but idk...

A lot of people have the same opinion on turtles. At least 2600 of them do, atm. Can people stop bitching about every post? Minds think alike. You're subconsciously jealous that this got POTD. You think your posts are so much deserving than this one. Just shut up and enjoy the post!

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Anonymous

In response to “A lot of people have the same opinion on...

(Seriously.):
Chill. Like seriously, chill. I think this is a good post of the day, and I even admitted that it might have been posted on here before it was posted (word for word, by the way, so it's not a coincidence) on facebook. Relax, I'm not bashing the post of the day. People were wondering if they'd seen if before, and I mentioned that I had seen it too.

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Anonymous

In response to “(Seriously.): Chill. Like seriously, chill...

That wasn't directed towards you specifically, but everyone in that little conversation about how he stole it. I don't need to relax. I used exclamation points and it came off the wrong way to you.

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Anonymous

In response to “(Seriously.): Chill. Like seriously, chill...

I'm steamed because I wrote this on here word for word a few months ago, and it was removed because it had been posted before.

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yimmyjm

In response to “A lot of people have the same opinion on...

(Seriously.): Yeah i kow right!!!?? they are just sour they don't have POTD.

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Raven Raven

In response to “Why do I feel like you nicked this from...

It's from Mitch Hedberg. He did a similar joke on frogs talking about the forest fire representative in england being better than the bear. 'Frogs are always cool' etc etc

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Anonymous

In response to “It's from Mitch Hedberg. He did a similar...

I was like "Wow this really sounds like Mitch Hedburg" and I'm really glad you said that.

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NoodleArms NoodleArms

In response to “Why do I feel like you nicked this from...

This dude "swears" they didn't copy it from anywhere, yet it is a word for word exact match with a facebook group i recently liked. what a coincidence..

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Anonymous

In response to “This dude "swears" they didn't copy...

He posted it before the page was made.

+462 Reply

awesomesocks awesomesocks

In response to “He posted it before the page was made.

Just looked it up and the page was created in 2010.

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Anonymous

In response to “Why do I feel like you nicked this from...

my life is bro had it on

+451 Reply

yay_im_wrong yay_im_wrong

Turtles have been my favorite animals for a long time, but until now, I could never put into words why. Thank you.

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shorkian shorkian

In response to “http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxHDM7eDCKI&...

I have to say, I burst out laughing when I saw the title

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flippers flippers

I leik tud-elz

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SOFTBALL8 SOFTBALL8

U took that from MLIB

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18adidas

In response to “U took that from MLIB

I don't think I did, I google searched it like 13 times in like 13 different ways. Something would've came up. But if you find the post for me I guess I'll believe you.

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Anonymous OP

In response to “I don't think I did, I google searched it...

its all over facebook?

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Anonymous

In response to “I don't think I did, I google searched it...

Aw, come on! I liked this post because it seemed like the first quality post that was original, but it turns out you DID steal it from something. >:|

+19234 Reply

Anonymous

On the first day of kindergarten, I saw this kid and thought he looked like a turtle.

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JennaGee JennaGee

In response to “On the first day of kindergarten, I saw this...

Duuude, I have a friend who looks turtle-ish. Cool **** kid.

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Anonymous OP

In response to “Duuude, I have a friend who looks turtle-ish...

Omg I have friends who look like mice. They look pretty cute though lol

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Anonymous

In response to “Omg I have friends who look like mice. They...

And I have friends who are mice! After doing some experiments on them I realized that they were the superior life-form and that they were actually testing ON ME! Who would've guessed?! And also, they Earth is just a machine to find the question of life after we already know the answer, which is OBVIOUSLY 42.

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Albert_Einstein Albert_Einstein

In response to “And I have friends who are mice! After doing...

HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY.

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alittleannoyed alittleannoyed

In response to “@1288111 (Albert_Einstein): HITCHHIKER'S...

Good job, you have successfully proven you can read!

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open_mind_open_soul open_mind_open_soul

In response to “Good job, you have successfully proven you...

yeah, i wasn't sure up to that point so i gave myself a little pat on the back when i recognized something.

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alittleannoyed alittleannoyed

Alligator snapping turtles have the second strongest bite force of any animal alive. They'll hurt the absolute **** out of you if you get near them.

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Mike_Hawk Mike_Hawk

In response to “Alligator snapping turtles have the second...

...We covered the snapping turtle topic earlier. Not the kind of turtle I was talking about at all.

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Anonymous OP

In response to “We covered the snapping turtle topic...

I used proper grammar to get my point across, as well as using facts and clarifications. They do give a good point, though, about specifying. Just saying "turtles" impies every animal that can be classified under the umbrella term of "turtle". We're not psychic.

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Mike_Hawk Mike_Hawk

In response to “I used proper grammar to get my point across...

Dude, I am too goood damn high to handle your right now. I guess I'm sorry, hop off pl0x.

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Anonymous OP

In response to “Dude, I am too goood damn high to handle...

I understand. I remember once, the triple Os in the phrase "don't know how" was freaking me out.

I will, in fact, hop off.

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Mike_Hawk Mike_Hawk

The voice in my head that read this sounded reaaaaaaally stoned.

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super_sour_diesel super_sour_diesel

In response to “The voice in my head that read this sounded...

OP was probably stoned when he wrote this, but look, it got POTD. This just proves I need to write more posts while taking drugs.

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DandyLion DandyLion

In response to “The voice in my head that read this sounded...

me too! I immediately thought of finding nemo and the voice sounded like the turtle from that movie.

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alittleannoyed alittleannoyed

They're like the Bob Marley's of the animal kingdom.

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I_Predict_A_Riot I_Predict_A_Riot

In response to “They're like the Bob Marley's of the animal...

Dude, turtles with dreads. That'd be fantastic

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Anonymous OP

In response to “Dude, turtles with dreads. That'd be fantastic

If I ever saw that I'd cry tears of happiness. Then commit myself to a drug rehab cuz they'd be singing reggae as well.

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I_Predict_A_Riot I_Predict_A_Riot

In response to “If I ever saw that I'd cry tears of...

They have turtles that sing reggae......dude....lead teh way....

+2020 Reply

_RUMBLEROAR_ _RUMBLEROAR_

This reminded me of the turtles from Finding Nemo.

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Anonymous

My tortoise used to sneak up on me when I was sitting and try to bite my toes.

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Lkun Lkun

I like you.

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Abbles Abbles

In response to “I like you.

Thank yoooou. Let's be friends.

+682 Reply

Anonymous OP

turtles have been my favourite animal for ever! also am i the only one who read this in a really stoned voice? i kind of have the feeling the op was flying high when they wrote this.

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Bethanytheravenclaw Bethanytheravenclaw

I guess you haven't heard... http://www.clickorlando.com/new...53/detail.html
Very, very sad.

+55 Reply

jm1111 jm1111

In response to “I guess you haven't heard...

His fault for goin out to tag them. People gotta leave turtles alooone man. They're not botherin you, don't bother them.

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Anonymous OP

In response to “His fault for goin out to tag them. People...

And how about all of these poor souls who had no idea what was about to happen? http://www.lakejacksonturtles.org/accident.htm
Also very, very sad.

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jm1111 jm1111

In response to “And how about all of these poor souls who had...

Look, I'm not going to read all of that. I'm just going to assume that it's a bunch of stories about turtle-related atrocities. But this post obviously can't speak for all turtles. Humans have done some prettttttty **** up , but a majority of us aren't really bad people. Same goes for turtles, dude.

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Anonymous OP

In response to “Look, I'm not going to read all of that. I'm...

Oh hey, I agree with you. There are some awesome turtles out there. Those sites are just being very specific. I was just trying to point out those scary turtle incidents. Because they happen. But anyways, I'd side with the good turtles any day. It's not like it was participially their fault. Haha :)

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jm1111 jm1111

And then they played some lax and drank a natty lite.

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HotKoolAid HotKoolAid

In response to “And then they played some lax and drank a...

No. Then they ate some **** lettuce and went for a swim. MLINB

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Anonymous OP

In response to “No. Then they ate some **** lettuce and went...

Then they saw another turtle in a banana suit riding a unicycle. Best. Day. Ever.

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HotKoolAid HotKoolAid

In response to “Then they saw another turtle in a banana suit...

DON'T SAY THAT... that... horrible saying... it reminds me of... of... MLIA.. AHHHHHHH. do not say Best. Day. Ever. ahhhh!

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Anonymous

In response to “No. Then they ate some **** lettuce and went...

What does that say? My life is what? I'm horrible with acronyms.

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fifthfogel

In response to “What does that say? My life is what? I'm...

My life is not bro

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Anonymous OP

In response to “My life is not bro

Oh OK thanks :)

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fifthfogel

I LOVE turtles!!!!!! They are like the best ever!!

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dAnc3r_girl dAnc3r_girl

oh yeah, turtles are awesome :) simple life is the way to go, man.
PS: I'm glad you're not dead yet, FredWeasley

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SpellCheck SpellCheck

Totally sounds like something from Mitch Hedberg.

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dan94 dan94

i think you might be referring to tortoises, since turtles are actually quite moderately fast swimmers and crawlers. Also, they're not very calm either, most turtles are carnivorous hunters. They do "chill" when they bask in the sun. Maybe you're referring more to sloths, who hang on trees and nap all day.

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Buzzkillington

In response to “i think you might be referring to tortoises...

God, way to rain on our **** parade. Dream crusher...

+14151 Reply

no no

In response to “i think you might be referring to tortoises...

yeah, way to kill the buzzington

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alittleannoyed alittleannoyed

In response to “i think you might be referring to tortoises...

TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!

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Anonymous

In response to “TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!

How the ** is that trolling? He's ** stating facts.

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anonymous

In response to “i think you might be referring to tortoises...

you're such an ****...

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Your_Stalker Your_Stalker

This is definitely Mitch Hedberg

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bethnotbath bethnotbath

In response to “This is definitely Mitch Hedberg

Oh wurrrd? Prove it.

+771 Reply

Anonymous OP

Turtles, dude... Now I wana be a turtle... Sounds like fun... Swimmin around... Eatin lettuce...

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TheMaineDestinee TheMaineDestinee

This post is **** all over the internet now. I'm just gonna point out that I didn't copy it, it was here before it was anywhere else. I'm glad everyone loved it so much.

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Anonymous OP

In response to “This post is **** all over the internet now...

I believe you Fred! xD I googled it after you put it and there was just this post!! (Even though now even a couple of friends have this as theirs statuses)

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Sandra_MLIA

In response to “This post is **** all over the internet now...

Yeeeeaah go amirite power. (y)

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Anonymous

There's an ad at the bottom of this page advertising beautiful turtle cages. I might just click on it, because I **** love turtles. And your post.

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YEAHMAN

Imagining smoking out a turtle... What would they eat for munchies?

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awesomesocks awesomesocks

I believed you, but I googled this purely out of curiosity and this was already out there, in various places with dates prior to this post.
I wouldn't care normally, but the fact you kept insisting you made it up and it miraculously spread around so fast kinda irks me. It was pretty unlikely, anyways. As popular as this site is, it's not THAT popular. In comparison to other sites, it's not some huge well-known thing.

(no)

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orangesocks

In response to “I believed you, but I googled this purely out...

Please, show me the sites with the dates prior to this. I'd like to see them.

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Anonymous OP

In response to “Please, show me the sites with the dates...

All you have to do is google it; don't act dumb, please.

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orangesocks

In response to “All you have to do is google it; don't act...

Yeah so I googled it...none of them were before mine. But if you wanna find one for me go for it.

+561 Reply

Anonymous OP

In response to “Yeah so I googled it...none of them were...

...........
damn. Idk, must've misread what it said on the iPod mobile google thing, because when I actually opened the links it was just someones signature, so obviously it just updated to older posts or whatever on the sites that showed up.

You have permission to call me whatever you want, because I for one feel rather stupid. :B
rock on weasleyz

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orangesocks

Zombie Kid? Is that you?

+242 Reply

ashlaaaay ashlaaaay

tosh.0 with turtle kid

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Anonymous

highdeas

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Roxie Roxie

In response to “highdeas

http://highdeas.com/search/apac...maybe+eat+some

Every post with turtles in it is dated after mine. Try again pl0x

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Anonymous OP

Everyone saying I copied it:

http://www.google.com/search?q=....+They+don%27t
+hurt+anyone.+They%27re+just+like%2C+%22Hey+man%2C+I+want+to+swim%2C+and+maybe+eat+some+lettuce.+But+I%27m+gonna+take+my+time+getting+there%2C+I%27m+not+in+a+rush.+Because+I%27m+a+turtle.%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

Find one where it was posted before mine. I dare you. That is all.

+55 Reply

Anonymous OP

In response to “Everyone saying I copied...

"Dude, she called you a-" "You know what? I don't care, cause I'm a turtle."

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Miss_Meerkat Miss_Meerkat

In response to “Everyone saying I copied...

http://answers.yahoo.com/questi...2170053AAmBbsU

This question with the same saying was asked 6 months ago. I understand 6 months ago would have been January 14th, but I find it hard to believe this would have been spread around the web that quickly. Unless of course the person asking the question was asking after reading this post.. Who knows. So I guess just ignore this post, because it has no proof. Paaayyyccee.

+11 Reply

Taylorrr124

I think if the World were an animal kingdom, the Canadians would be the turtles. Or maybe the Jamaicans.

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WearingOff

In response to “I think if the World were an animal kingdom...

YES! Exactly. Most of the Canadians that I've seen/met are usually very timid.

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theinfinitecoder theinfinitecoder

In response to “YES! Exactly. Most of the Canadians that I've...


It's impossible not to make the connection. :) I'll be talking and in my head I'm like, "Turtle, turtle, turtle...eh?"

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WearingOff

I find all these post about stating which turtles in particular retarded. It's a quote designed for pure comedic purposes. Not some fact filled learning quote.

You could specify which turtles, if you wanted to kill the whole thing in cold blood.

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Anonymous

Was this on facebook before or after it was on this site?

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OFrabjousDay OFrabjousDay

I read this is in the funniest dopiest sounding turtle voice ever xD

+33 Reply

Shiely Shiely

I guess we can't really say you aren't right, considering you're telling us that you like them...

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uh

Turtles are my favorite animal.

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wobbuffet wobbuffet

I'm not sure why but this facebook group/post really pisses me off every time I read it.

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Cesare

I don't see why this post is targeted in the war against reposts and stolen posts when there are 5000 other stolen
posts out there too...

+2424 Reply

crazyllamas crazyllamas

i like turtles.

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milks.favorite.cooki

I read this in Natalie Tran's (communitychannel on YouTube) voice.

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theinfinitecoder theinfinitecoder

In response to “I read this in Natalie Tran's...

Must have been a lot of strangely pronounced words...what happened to her anyway?

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alittleannoyed alittleannoyed

Well, all of that ^^^ sort of made me sad. I loved this and put it as my status on Facebook. Turtles are freaking awesome.

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Tira Tira

You have never met the turtles my science teacher keeps in her classroom. they.are evil.

+66 Reply

Anonymous

I hate the person who made this because they are directly responsible for all those idiotic facebook pages copying this and changing it around for basically everything. sorry about that OP.

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rapemasterflex rapemasterflex

I <3 TURTLE!!!!!

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ZebraLizard

I have no idea why, but the "and maybe eat some lettuce" part is my favourite.

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EpiskeyPM EpiskeyPM

Sloths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BrookeNinja BrookeNinja

Damn buddy! You have some nerve telling me that "No ones ever pointed this out before." on my Bruno Mars post. While you can't prove that I am or am not the first to DISCOVER that his eyes were open. But you, you take a quote straight from the mouth of Mitch Hedberg. You're really sharp, sir.

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HillariousBastard HillariousBastard

In response to “Damn buddy! You have some nerve telling me...

Sorry this is so late but I just saw this and I'm upset by your sarcastic attitude. So here's the Mitch Hedberg joke you're thinking of:

frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought, "Man, here comes that frog...I'd better play dead." You never say, "Here comes that frog" in a terrified manner. It's always optimistic, like, "Hey, here comes that frog, all right.

What part did I copy?

+671 Reply

Anonymous OP

In response to “ http://tinyurl.com/3e3pyro

That was so clever man, really I've never seen that one before that was great. You're a real character

+143 Reply

Anonymous OP

From now on, everyone must vote "I like turtles" on this post. No exceptions.

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Anonymous

In response to “From now on, everyone must vote "I like...

It was an April Fool's Joke after all :(

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Anonymous

I agree wholeheartedly.

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radgrl radgrl

What is the point in commenting on the POTD when it's already received so much recognition?

+891 Reply

Shadi Shadi

smoke weed er' day.

+331 Reply

Serg Serg

OMG geyest POTD ever, is there some way we can fire Conor?

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Anonymous

Anonymous OP

In response to “gayest*

No, you have to say "gey" or else it's offensive.

+66 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “No, you have to say "gey" or else...

"g" commonly makes a "j" sound when followed by the letters "i" or "e", but that is usually when "g" is also preceded by another vowel.

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Shadi Shadi

All of these comments are people trying to find this as a repost, yet nobody has succeeded. Congrats, Mr. FredWeasly, you have the first amazing yet original post I've ever seen. (y)

+1212 Reply

Anonymous

The fact that he was high when he posted this only increases my respect for this dude. Well played, good sir.

+671 Reply

Sean Sean

In response to “The fact that he was high when he posted this...

When you post while high you apparently either get ramblings about the futer or sheer awesomeness on the subject of turtles, and either way you get POTD. Clearly I need to start smoking.

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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

In response to “When you post while high you apparently...

I swear to whatever higher power exists, I was thinking the exact same thing.

+11 Reply

Sean Sean

In response to “I swear to whatever higher power exists, I...

Heheh. Higher power.

+221 Reply

Ridge Ridge

I know people hate reposts but never have I seen more than 100 comments focused on finding out if a post was a repost. That's a little...obsessive.

+1010 Reply

Lanz

Has anyone said, it was mitch hedberg that said this first?

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Sethbert

In response to “Has anyone said, it was mitch hedberg that...

If you'd hit ctrl + F and typed in Mitch Hedberg, you'd realize that it has been stated.

Now that that's out of the way, Mitch Hedberg's joke has nothing to do with this post.

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Palindromes_Are_Fun Palindromes_Are_Fun

In response to “If you'd hit ctrl + F and typed in Mitch...

way to be a **** :D

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Sethbert

In response to “way to be a **** :D

Way to not read the comments.

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Palindromes_Are_Fun Palindromes_Are_Fun

Isn't Fred Weasley supposed to like owls or rats or something instead? Wait, isn't Fred supposed to be dead? (hmm)

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Anonymous

Apparently OP was high when he made this, yet not a single person referenced Owl City's "Fireflies". Astounding.

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Shadi Shadi

In response to “Apparently OP was high when he made this, yet...

(Chauncy Pickles): A fox trot above my head, a sock hop beneath my bed, a disco ball is just hanging by a thread...
thread...
thread.

Okay, there. Someone referenced it.

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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

In response to “(Chauncy Pickles): A fox trot above my head...

Gross.

Also I meant that no one made a comparison between this post and the aformentioned song as both are popular and were made while someone was under the influence of drugs.

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Shadi Shadi

A turtle bit me on the ** once. ** that, it won;t hurt me -_-

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Anonymous

Holy , post of the day man. Rad

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Anonymous OP

In response to “Holy , post of the day man. Rad

Your post started out as PotD with more votes than most other PotD's ever had. Surely this must be some form of record.

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Lanz

Wow... I thought this was already a potd. Deja vu I guess :P

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Jelly_Jar Jelly_Jar

I feel like i read this a while ago...cause i remember the name FredWeasley and thought it was a clever username. Also, i agreed that the turtle post was pretty chill.

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THAT_Girl THAT_Girl

i like turtles

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Owljoyx Owljoyx

dude...I totally made this up. no joke. literally. I made it a facebook like...and it was one of the most popular...>:(

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Anonymous

In response to “dude...I totally made this up. no joke...

congratulations nobody cares

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annie annie

I was scuba diving once, and I thought this turtle was gonna bite my nose off. Nope; he just swam past the distressed me and ate some coral. Om nom nom.

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Domino Domino

I honestly don't get this...?

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Crouchez Crouchez

In response to “I honestly don't get this...?

Turtles...they're chill.

+331 Reply

Serg Serg

Reading this makes me want a BLT that much more.

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Snooki Snooki

I packed my bags before finishing reading this post

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EpicFlameSword EpicFlameSword

oh my god this is such a repeat. if you type it into google it is word for word copied.
and you really expect me to believe it was a coincidence?

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Anonymous

this is a copy....not fair so many of my post have been removed just because they are old sayings and this post that is everywhere is still here, I LOVE TURTLES maybe its just the first time in this website so WAY TO GO DUDE dont care so FTW!!!

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LauraHernandez LauraHernandez

Anonymous

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Bowser's grandfather?

+11 Reply

Serg Serg

Am I the only one who reads this in a voice like Crush from Finding Nemo?

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