...no can't say i have

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I usually finish wanking before I look shit up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I get random thoughts and that

by Anonymous 12 years ago

HOLY SHIT. this post is the story of my life

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes this post is quite true for me. I now know what the sugar apple, the kudu, and the dikdik are.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just finished Thoreau's page as well as pornhub's.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You masturbate to wikipedia pages? Sick bastard

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ha! Once a guy start’s wanking, there is very little that’s gonna stop him going on to ejaculate, short of his mom walking in on him! The only time he might start pondering the existential while on the slippery slope to orgasm is when he’s humping his girl & is trying to delay his orgasm by distracting his thoughts to give her a chance to reach her own orgasm before he shoots his load. It shows how stupidly incompatible the sexes are during sex. We concentrate fully on reaching & enjoying our orgasm, & can only dream that the guy can hold out long enough for us to reach it, let alone carry on long enough for us to enjoy further orgasms. Sex rarely lasts long enough for us to enjoy our orgasmic potential. Guys , once they start thrusting, are on an unstoppable path to their ejaculation, & if they do disturb this process in the attempt to delay their cumming, they usually lose their erection or cannot even get there at all when they restart. And one orgasm is all they get as their erection subsequently withers & dies leaving a numb, flaccid, appendage which is totally useless to us.

by Anonymous 8 months ago