You're only as clean as your colon, amirite?

ok, come clean my colon.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i read this as, "ok. come clean, my colon." it seemed awfully medievally phrased before i figured out that i'm just stupid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought it said that too. Don't worry, you're not alone. :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have a colonoscopy in the morning.. My colon is so clean, you could eat off of it. I wouldn't recommend that though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I had a colonoscopy and endoscopy last year. The gatorade and shit you drink is horrible. good luck

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Speaking of colonoscopies.... why does my mom feel the need to remind me that she's getting one soon? It's as though she thinks I'm gonna be like, "hey mom, please elaborate about your colonoscopy that you have to get done."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

BAHAHAHA! Oh god. The whole colonoscopy process is long, embarrassing and annoying -.- It's better if you dont hear anything

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just hope she doesn't show the pictures when it's over. For some reason my boyfriend's grandmother felt I needed to see her's... to this day I just hope the family was testing me or something

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You guys are scaring me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I already drank mine... It was horrible. I gotta take two more laxatives in about ten minutes. Its like the doctor is laughing at me. "you cannot eat for 24 hours AND you feel like death! :D"

jerk.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pretty much, we're all full of shit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

: <-------- Is that clean enough for you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago