Make my penis green with just the power of your mind from where you are while masturbating to someone eating out your dead nan as she does the dance for a good Justin Bieber song. Note only the last part is truly impossible.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm so glad I read this. Now I know that I can dig to China, skip a rock across the Atlantic Ocean, go ten years without water, travel into space with no suit and breathe underwater, all because of that super snazzy apostrophe!
by Anonymous13 years ago
No, it's 'impossible'. Stop trying to be cute.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Really? So you've slammed a revolving door? You've nailed jello to a tree? You've explained to someone how water tastes?
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