+251 It's always weird to see an ambulance or fire truck just cruising on the streets like a normal vehicle, sirens off, in no hurry to get anywhere, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is what happens: "Yes Hi 911? My husband is having a heart attack help me!" "Ok Ma'am calm down, whats his name?" "Roy Smithers, we live at...." "Roy Smithers? From Northern City High Class of 88?" "Yes! him! Hurry!" "On our way ma'am..**hang up**" "Hey Bill!" "Yeah?" "You know that guy I tell you about who called me a faggot and poured noodles down my pants in high school and made my life a living hell?" "Yeah...." "Yeah, well he's having a heart attack!" "No shit! Well we have to go atleats get him" "Yeah, but I hear theres a nice restaurant near by" "Oh really? Whats it called?" "Its called Chancellors, their chicken is amazing." "Well we should have lunch there, you owe me" "I dont owe you anything, you owe me from the card game last thursday" "No remember I had the full house, and you only had 3 of a kind?" "Oh yeah" "Yeah, so lets go get lunch" "Okay!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, that is oddly really detailed. Either you copied it from somewhere or you have some explaining to do Bill.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im just good like that. It takes time to get like me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry to ruin your fun.... but when the fire department wants to make a coffee run, they have to be ready in case they get a call, so they all take the fire truck with their gear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One time we saw a fire truck parked outside of a Walmart. A few minutes later the guys came rushing out without groceries, and went off to save the world or whatever. Then, as we were leaving, we saw that the guys had come back for their groceries after fighting the fire.

by Anonymous 13 years ago