+65 It's almost impossible to choose whether you are an ass or tits man, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Definitely tits. Small ones at that. Good day, sir.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless you're gay, that kinda makes the decision a lot easier.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Finally someone understands my struggle.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(.)(.) FTW. also 8===>{(0)}

by Anonymous 13 years ago

( . Y . ) looks better to me. And that looks like a pointy penis preparing to penetrate a Cloyster. EDIT: I totally didn't notice the alliteration until after I said it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i guess it would because it is a decision between ''bags of fat'' vs. ''shit machines'' but i choose breast because 1. i don't eat chicken butts. 2. it is in the front and closer to the face 3. if i can see it then she isn't leaving or mad

by Anonymous 13 years ago