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A girlfriend is just a fancy word for an expensive, long-term prostitute, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
And you're just an example of someone who will be single forever.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yesterday marked three months, actually.
by Anonymous13 years ago
How is "girlfriend" a fancy word?
Methinks fail troll meant "euphemism"... which might be considered a fancy word.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Good choice going anonymous. Had you not made that very good choice, a horde of angry girls (and guys for that matter) would have tracked you down and shoved both your feet up your own ass.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dammit, I shouldn't have gone anonymous... I love feet up my ass.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah you are!
by Anonymous13 years ago
The amount of penises they perform on a night makes it a big difference.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Minus the sex...
by Anonymous13 years ago
so im one of the few not pissed people commenting on this i thought this was hilarious oh and im a girl
by Anonymous13 years ago
You seem like a really nice person..
by Anonymous13 years ago
Lololol at all the butthurt girls on this. It's a joke. Laugh. :p
by Anonymous12 years ago
Somehow I don't see a successful relationship in your future.http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51vorAGbOZL._SL500_AA300_.jpg#chauvinist%20pig%20300x300
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