+378 There are two times in life when saying the phrase "It broke!" sucks the most. 1. After having sex. 2. While eating a burrito. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When burritos break.. it's devastating..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The first thing I though when I read, "It broke" was after sex... no clue why. But there is one time that's worse than after sex, which is BEFORE sex!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And if you like eating during sex... Oh boy!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or if you like having sex with what you're eating. Or am I the only one?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, I must admit, I sometimes get turned on by a really well done steak.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah...stirfry gets me pretty hot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

TROLOL one time my boyfriend and his sister came home with McDonald's and when she was upstairs (before eating any) he masturbated and jizzed in her cheeseburger and she ate it! XD Hohoh poor Jess didn't know. And she said it was "really good" O.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bungee jumping

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, sky diving is pretty fun too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I first read the second part as "while eating a dorito" haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago