Americans: You hate it when British people hate on America. We won the Revolutionary War and we landed on the moon. What have they done? Spill oil into our oceans? amirite?

Americans might supposedly get annoyed by the British, but the Americans are also the ones who obsess over British literature, music, and culture in general. It's just the stupid ignorant ones that hate each other.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You may have won the revolution, but you lost the war of 1812

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, we won in the Battle of New Orleans. Otherwise we wouldn't have America.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well I don't know about that, But I know you failed to take over Canada which was your mission and we succeed in defending it which was our only goal, therefore we win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Neither side one the war of 1812. The treaty of Ghent was a mutual agreement stating that the war was over. Also the battle of New Orleans was after the treaty was signed. NO ONE WON.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

British people gave us Harry Potter. So yeah, that makes up for everything in my eyes. OH and they gave us some of the best actors/actresses in the fucking world.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Plus if it weren't for the Brits we wouldn't be here today. So yeah, America should be thanking the Brits not bashing them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree. But as for the fact that we wouldn't be here...well, we'd be alive, just somewhere in Europe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

AMMERRRICAAAA

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The problem with saying that about the BP scandal is that 40 % of BP was, at the time, owned by Britain and 39% by America. That's only one percent difference. Also, the real problem was the contractors that failed to maintain the oil rigs to a safe standard... those contractors were mainly American. I'm not British or American so I can say this as a neutral third party... America was as much if not more so to blame for the oil spill. But congrats on the moon landing...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Right.... So you use something invented by a Brit - the Internet - to in suggest the British have done nothing when you name ONE little war and landing on the moon - which America only managed due to stealing NAZI scientists. So profiting off genocide and killing is what makes America great by your post. Well done, feel proud.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Way to be ignorant. Nazi scientists? Yeah, right. Just because Einstein was German does not mean he was a Nazi. And Al Gore CLEARLY invented the internet. Duh. He said so.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The Nazi's are to thank for a lot of things. The Americans took on a big work force of Nazi brains through protecting them if they worked for the government. If you look at what the Nazi's were close to perfecting before they lost it is scary, just a bit longer and they would of been so advanced they could destroy anyone. Al Gore is the single biggest pollutant on Earth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

CERN invented the internet. it was meant to be like an inter-office thing but it got spread around. so really, that point is null and void, we should be thanking the... Swiss?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

einstein?? i think you'll find werner von braun would be a better candidate.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He was just the first example that came to my mind.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, the British didn't invent the internet. It was actually started by the US military for only their use, but it got around eventually.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God... shut the fuck up and stop comparing countries and shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dumb post...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh dear, you got it all wrong. It's not JUST the British that hate America. And please, the moon landing? That's the only thing you got in the space race. Russians beat you to everything else but your country is like the little kid in the playground who pretends they're the best because they got one thing right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know about you, but I don't obsess over the accomplishments of the country I live in or other countries. So lets not make a huge generalization that every person in any given country believes that their country is the best. Thanks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They gave you English Muffins for Sausage McMuffin, but they didn't get a Thank You.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

your also one of the fattest country. Congratulations for that!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm American and I think some of us are just far too cocky. This isn't the greatest place to be, nor the worst. Everyone calm yo' tits.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am also American. I 100% with you that some of are too cocky. But, lets not forget about every other country! Every single countryhas people that are too cocky. not just the U.S

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post just summed up some comments from a post about Harry Potter, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its a post like this that encourages the stereotype that Americans are ignorant/retarded jingoists...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ant is a brit, he made amirite? BOOM STFU!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The US military made the Internet. BOOM STFU! Sorry, I just HAD to do that...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:P touché

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, yeah. Sorry if that sounded a little douche-y.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It did, ,but its all cool :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yay, I'm not a failure!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DEAR ALL: As the maker of this post, I wasn't intentionally hating on ALL Brits. I'm just tired of most British people calling Americans dumb, fat, and lazy. I was just proving that Americans have achieved things that dumb, fat, and lazy people could not do. I'm sorry if I offended anyone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shut uppp

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe they don't like Americans because of people like the OP. This sounds pretty ignorant. You noted the very best things about the USA and the very worst things out of Britain. Hardly a fair comparison. (I don't live in America or Britain.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! :P America brought Chuck Norris, 'nuf said.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Catal Huyuk...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The only problem I have with Americans is that the ones of them who are very proud of their country are usually dicks about it, kind of like when they randomly assume that all British people hate them and proceed to list the number of reasons why they are the greatest country in the world and Britain is not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey Brits, you're welcome for saving your ass in WWI and WWII..America..FUCK YEAHH

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey hey hey, don't generalise! When I hate on Americans I hate on precisely their culture and idiocy, nothing including their successful/unsuccessful history!

by Anonymous 13 years ago