Bella Swan: "I had sex, got pregnant, and almost died." Coach Carr: "What did i say?" amirite?

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

for sure

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who's Coach Carr?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the P.E teacher from Mean Girls. in case you didn't know, this post comes from his infamous line; "Don't have sex, or you will get pregnant, and die."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, yeah. I remember that line now. Thanks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

just ask trang pak

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That grotsky little beeotch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who is bella swan?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're lucky to not know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

shes the girl in twilight. she and edward had a baby and it almost killed her when she gave birth so they turned her into a vampire to save her

by Anonymous 13 years ago

O, I've seen one of the movies I just didn't know the chick's name was Bella Swan

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I FREAKING LOVE YOU &hearts;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NEW BEST FRIEND <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is awesome!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ROTFLMAO

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tumblr, please credit the original maker =______________=

by Anonymous 13 years ago

k, http://whatsthep0int.tumblr.com/post/2474801935

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She actually did die.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I reblogged this on Tumblr.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lmao. I loveee this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like how it practically had to be dissected because not everyone knew the people mentioned. Now I have a question... lulz wut iz sex???

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are......Are you serious? Sorry... Just had to ask....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(JustAnAverageDragon.): mmmmmmmmmreally though?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, let's dissect my joke now. By "lulz wut iz sex" I didn't mean I spontaneously picked up bad spelling. If you still don't get it, no, I don't know what sex is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SEX IS BAD D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sex will get you pregnant, and then you will die. So don't have sex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lulz kthx 4 tellin me . :)))

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm twelve years old and what is this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I knew when I was 12

by Anonymous 13 years ago

baaahahahhaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Technically, vampires are Dead. So Yes. It DID Kill her. Coach Carr has made Logic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't even know that the guy's name was Coach Carr and that was the first thing I thought of.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What are you talking about?

by Anonymous 7 years ago