Suggest A Photo

You disagreed. (Undo) (Show Numbers)

97% agree
3% disagree
Post

Agreed

toolBeedleTheBardAddictedlax333awesomepersontwisted_memoriesJustBeingMaryMrs_Winchester96kendracrowleycodydillion07hahaharKristenBoatsandHoesDwightshoshanatheasexualslothFilthyMudBloodexplodingchiliilikepringlesLoveMusic13ShortstopmwdFredWeasleydariaintheskyyLAWLZAttackcuzimasherpaYour_Average_ZebraAnonymously_AwesomeProsopagnosiaSHADOWMUDKIPGleekBromeoAmandaRadyAeschinesyossarianheysoulsisteralidoodle23Magestic_mermanPedo_CatyasminlSamiraSergioNikola_Goddamn_TeslaiWeasleyEduardVonBockPaigachushinfaceCatManI_Live_AloneKatffrosarahhh

Disagreed

ConnorNoonanClosetPoetsaturnlite88JaedtheEchoWeBeToyzTheLillyPondSeYunMangoHannahChristianVanMatreJavvieGolfWangWooohoooJeremySnicketGodzillaguyp1nkbr0

Favourited

Rebeccahearts1020lilypopHahaFAILYour_Average_ZebrafoxMehiTitts_McGeemomo5025thatsamazazingMeganLanellealexanatorTheCovertConverserDonPedroAyAmRightTuckeraliisonwSergioJustin_BeaverObladitrevorladygagamonsterJaxxDaniKanj35borhos222invasion23MegaBombjustcuriouswittynamehereTheVibeAlchemistHaquicahiWeasleyRam27NajiaBeedleTheBardJellyfish_JellyfishsuperkeeliKatjazzJennaGeeOHdarlingSuperFastJellyFishRedotDeadpooliHeartYouSerenusaperfectsonnetinbarsansaIamonlymeNattycat
Abraham Lincoln's last tweet would have been: "Watching boring **** play, #killmenow" , amirite?

Top Comment

Comments

In response to “Too soon.

It's been 23 years.

+25349 Reply

open_mind_open_soul open_mind_open_soul

In response to “It's been 23 years.

Let me guess, you failed maths at school?

-191837 Reply

dan94 dan94

In response to “Let me guess, you failed maths at school?

You're retarded. It's been more than 23 years since the assassination. But you can joke about a dead person after 23 years. South Park said so.

+576912 Reply

open_mind_open_soul open_mind_open_soul

In response to “You're retarded. It's been more than 23 years...

LOL, I read that thinking that you thought only 23 years have passed, when you were trying to say more than 23 years have passed.

+314413 Reply

dan94 dan94

In response to “It's been 23 years.

*four score and 7 years

+374472 Reply

__________ __________

In response to “*four score and 7 years

*1 score and 3 years.

+31310 Reply

God_the_Almighty God_the_Almighty

What is an **** play?

+546282 Reply

nosferatu nosferatu

In response to “What is an **** play?

old-fashioned gay ****

+78881015 Reply

Cole

In response to “old-fashioned gay ****

I will never look at Abe the same way again

+37469 Reply

nosferatu nosferatu

In response to “I will never look at Abe the same way again

Lincoln lay back on his bed, nude save for his trademark stovepipe hat. "Tell me," he purred seductively, as he and Obama formed a more perfect union. "When you come, is it 10% ethanol?"

+39571819 Reply

__________ __________

In response to “Lincoln lay back on his bed, nude save for...

That reminds me of the episode of American Dad when Stan decides to write a play aboot Abraham Lincoln, and he becomes extremely popular with Log Cabin Republicans.

+72013 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “old-fashioned gay ****

LMFAO I used to shoot in those vids

-21012 Reply

CatMan CatMan

In response to “http://tinyurl.com/yhnjcpb

Well, great. Now that's in my history.

+31815 Reply

__________ __________

Too soon, man. Too soon.

-20828 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Too soon, man. Too soon.

Too late, man. Too late.

+5666101 Reply

ashnicoleluvsblg ashnicoleluvsblg

In response to “Too late, man. Too late.

Too cute, man.

2 CUTE! <333

+2437134 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “Too cute, man. 2 CUTE! <333

You're too cute.

+187 Reply

ashnicoleluvsblg ashnicoleluvsblg

In response to “You're too cute.

I'm blushing! *forcefully blushes*

-2911 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “I'm blushing! *forcefully blushes*

You call that blushing? It's much too forced. You look constipated.

+4050103 Reply

FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

In response to “You call that blushing? It's much too forced...

Some laxatives will take care of that. Also, sleeping pills. And maybe LSD. It'd be like the matrix with more fecal matter.

+15216 Reply

__________ __________

In response to “Some laxatives will take care of that. Also...

So.... like, Neo would take breaks from flying and looking badass to visit the little boy's room?

+51712 Reply

FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

allow me to take of that rt@honestabe Watching boring **** play, #killmenow

+354495 Reply

John Wilkes Booth

10:13 PM @BoothnotTable Lawl! Sic Semper Tyrannis, bitchezzzz :P

+182810 Reply

MrRite MrRite

...or on Facebook. *John Wilkes Booth likes this status*

+5365125 Reply

BagelFinagle BagelFinagle

In response to “

Whoa, you almost passed the character limit there, be more careful next time.

+18246 Reply

DandyLion DandyLion

In response to “

why is making squares funny??

+41713 Reply

alittleannoyed alittleannoyed

In response to “why is making squares funny??

I see squares all the time, too. Dunno why...

-2810 Reply

Palindromes_Are_Fun Palindromes_Are_Fun

"Just called in CIA to fake my assassination #lololol"


-30 seconds ago

+1830121 Reply

Serg Serg

You're stupid, twitter didn't exist back then

-52176919 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “You're stupid, twitter didn't exist back then

Wow, what an insightful comment, even though the post clearly says "would have been."

+24339 Reply

Eminna Eminna

In response to “You're stupid, twitter didn't exist back then

You're stupid, this is a joke.

+12219 Reply

Purple_Rose Purple_Rose

In response to “You're stupid, twitter didn't exist back then

Why thankyou for pointing that out... but how would you know? YOU WEREN'T THERE NOW WERE YOU?

+183012 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Why thankyou for pointing that out... but how...

There was no Twitter back in my day.

-321242 Reply

Abraham Lincoln

In response to “Why thankyou for pointing that out... but how...

But we did Tweet the old fashioned way... with birds!

+445061 Reply

Abraham Lincoln

In response to “Why thankyou for pointing that out... but how...

I'm Abraham Lincoln.

01212 Reply

Abraham Lincoln

In response to “I'm Abraham Lincoln.

I am Not Abraham Lincoln

+444952 Reply

Not Abraham Lincoln

In response to “I am Not Abraham Lincoln

I am NOT FlyingGuineaPig.

-61723 Reply

NotFlyingGuineaPig

In response to “I am NOT FlyingGuineaPig.

I'll say you aren't (un)

+36448 Reply

FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

In response to “I'll say you aren't (un)

I'll say pikapika!

+10199 Reply

Pikachu

In response to “I'll say pikapika!

I'll say Simon says say 'I'll say 'Simon says say 'I'll say''

+31310 Reply

__________ __________

In response to “I'm Abraham Lincoln.

Will the real Abraham Lincoln please stand up, please stand up?

+1931121 Reply

DropXDead DropXDead

In response to “You're stupid, twitter didn't exist back then

Why would you love that comment? This troll isn't even funny.

+81810 Reply

Serg Serg

In response to “You're stupid, twitter didn't exist back then

You're right. They used MySpace.

+41612 Reply

Ridge Ridge

But **** play is never boring!

+14239 Reply

Vitae Vitae

In response to “But **** play is never boring!

a splay*

But a splay [of butt cheeks] is never boring!

+21513 Reply

Shadi Shadi

except, wasn't it a super funny play or something?
S:

+11514 Reply

Erin Erin

In response to “except, wasn't it a super funny play or...

It's weird; I can't really imagine President Lincoln laughing hysterically. Huh.

+20277 Reply

Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “It's weird; I can't really imagine President...

how about chuckling?

+16259 Reply

Erin Erin

In response to “how about chuckling?

yeah, but he probably burst out laughing at some point as an adult...

+12175 Reply

Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “yeah, but he probably burst out laughing at...

"Oh, fiddlesticks. My trademark hat fell off I was laughing so hard."

+253275 Reply

Aimz Aimz

*Imagines Abraham Lincoln babysitting some fourty-something-year-old douche bag while said douche bag takes the least aggressive route in story mode of Gears of War and not losing any lives in the process*

...haha. At least his parents have cable.

+31310 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Uf9rsBbhc Rel...

This must be where the movie idea came from. ...The vampire part

0 Reply

me

I like how this is in the "FOOD" category

+22297 Reply

Snooki Snooki

Epic commenting! xD

-3710 Reply

TeddyBearsAreAlive TeddyBearsAreAlive

I bet amirite feels stupid now.

-21113 Reply

TeddyBearsAreAlive TeddyBearsAreAlive

Abraham Lincoln. Whatta tool.

-31013 Reply

DropXDead DropXDead

In response to “Abraham Lincoln. Whatta tool.

what you did there I see.

-6915 Reply

lilypop lilypop

I doubt it. He'd have more class than most of tweeter

0 Reply

p1nkbr0

Please login or create an account to make a comment.

Sort comments by: Replies Date Score Loves

Find out your friends' opinions

Amirite is the premier opinion-based social network where people from all around the world discover, debate and discuss today's hottest issues. Share your perspective to the world and interact with like-minded individuals on breaking news, hot topics and controversial issues now!

With that many angles, the discussions on Amirite will open your eyes to a panoramic view of your world that you won't get anywhere else, allowing you to see the big picture and discuss it.

Every opinion matters on Amirite.

Sign up to have your opinion heard!

It only takes a second.
Connect with Facebook, Twitter or Google.

or create an account with your email...

Sign Up Already Have An Account?

Login to your Amirite account...

Login Forgot Your Details? Need An Account?

Enter your email address and we'll email you your account details.

Send Details Back To Login Form

Login using...

Login

Forgotten username or password?
We'll send you your username and a new password.

Email Address

Login

Sign up to have your opinion heard!

Show posts as Grid List

By creating an account you indicate that you have read and agree to abide by our rules.

Create My Account