+221 The first guy who masturbated must have been kind of crazy, I mean who even thinks ''I'm going to strangle that little bastard down there and maybe he'll like it!'', amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Actually masturbation is more of a natural thing. Even babies have been observed touching themselves.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's instinctual. Monkeys do it too

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The same goes for milk - who decided that milking a cow would be a good idea? Or eggs. Why would anyone think you could fry them and eat them!? I'm sure there are others...

by Anonymous 11 years ago