+141 Elton John should not be allowed to have a baby, not because he's gay, but because he's so fucking old, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

An old parent is better than no parent. But I see what you mean.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Old sperm makes retarded babies. And if he adopted he might die, so yeah...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Old sperm makes retarded babies? srsly?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The older a man is the more likely his children will be born with disabilities.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That has nothing to do with that. Where the hell did you hear that?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://health.msn.com/health-topics/sexual-health/mens-sexual-health/too-old-to-be-a-dad I heard it from my sister, but just googled it to see of it was true so I don't look like an ass. It's true. " various studies have uncovered possible links with older fathers and inherited disorders in children, such as schizophrenia, some kinds of dwarfism and a type of mental retardation known as Fragile X syndrome"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

actually yes it does, it's the same with women. After 35 for a woman, the chance of her baby having down syndrome increases

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Elton John is the coolest and any kid of him shall be awesome as well. I don't care if he's old, He's mother-flipping Elton John.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I guess it's gonna be a long long time til elton john gets some pussy all night, he's not the man the world sees him as, oh no no no.. He's a pussy man... Pussy maaaaaan, eating out a pussy at home alone

by Anonymous 12 years ago

His kid will be set for life.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yea but that kid is going have an awesome life, and he tried to adopt but he wasn't allowed too

by Anonymous 12 years ago