And typing in "pornhub" and jizzing before you hit enter is the new premature ejaculation.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

BTW this is a summarization of yesterday's and today's POTD.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

What the fuck happened to herpes lawyer?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

*open tab* *stare at new tab* *close tab* Repeat several times throughout your browsing session.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I have to go back to the last tab and try to repeat what I was doing before, just like I would have to go back to the last room and retrace my steps. All in hope that I'll remember, but it only works sometimes.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I do the same thing and it actually usually ends up working, even if the things were only barely related

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I hate that lost and confused feeling when that happens. Lol

by Anonymous 11 years ago

^That has to be the most stereotypical teenage girl response to something that I have ever seen, ever. It includes an omg, repeating letters at the end, and as a finishing touch, the omission of a needed apostrophe. It was posted by "That Crazy Girl", which is funny in itself because most stereotypical teenage girls will refer to themselves as "crazy". Well done, would read again, 10/10.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Actually, it'd be more accurate of it were posted by "OMG IM SOOOO RANDOMMMM(:"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

They should figure out what causes it. The forgetting why you walked into a room has been figured out and has to do with walking through the doorway.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Alright I'll bite. Please explain about the doorway.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

http://newsinfo.nd.edu/news/27476-walking-through-doorways-causes-forgetting-new-research-shows/ “Entering or exiting through a doorway serves as an ‘event boundary’ in the mind, which separates episodes of activity and files them away,” Radvansky explains. “Recalling the decision or activity that was made in a different room is difficult because it has been compartmentalized.”

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Woah. Cool.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

ScottyD I think it has something to do with short term memory. Your short term memory can only hold so much info at a time. Basically anything on your conscious mind at any moment is being held in short term memory. If you're not active with the thought it can fade, decay, face interference, or be repressed.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Usually if I forget, I just go to a site I visit a lot hoping that was what I wanted. That's why I end up with 4 amirite tabs 2 youtubes and an explosm.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That never happens to me. I never open new tabs. I own 4 computers, 2 are always on amirite and 2 are on icanhascheezburger. I only use 1 of each set at a time, the other 2 are just backups in case the first 2 break down. I spend 20/24 hours on icanhascheezburger, surfing lolcats. And squeeing. I spend 4/24 hours on amirite. I do not sleep. I have a servant that fills an IV which is constantly feeding me energy shots intravenously. Every 8 hours, my servant hooks up a nutrition formula so I don't have to eat. I also have a catheter and a chamber pot built into my chair to eliminate the need for bathroom breaks. My servant cleans those out after every use. I haven't seen the sky in 7 years. Unless you count my desktop wallpaper http://ctrlv.in/93008

by Anonymous 11 years ago

:o Whoa that's intense.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

What would happen to you if all four of your computers break down?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or a power outage?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I live completely off the grid. I have a basement full of slaves running on treadmills to keep the power going at all times. If they mutiny, I have an emergency backup generator that will last for 5 hours until I can enslave more people.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or when you go to Google and get distracted by the design and forget what you were gonna search for

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Our whole world has been molded to the standards of tech.

by Anonymous 11 years ago