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  • Topics:Fun / Jokes
  • Featured on the home page on Jan 21st 2011
  • Post Of The Day on Feb 1st 2011

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I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a ****, amirite?

Top Comment

Your Mom was already fat.

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Saadiyah

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I rofled as I took this post's comment virginity

+67692 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “I rofled as I took this post's comment virginity

I rofled when I realized this got 48 fav's before 1 comment

+84862 Reply

Im_so_bored_so_bye Im_so_bored_so_bye OP

....She ate him.

+787913 Reply

BeautifulNightmare BeautifulNightmare

In response to “....She ate him.

dude, I saw this on mlia months ago, before I joined amirite
way to rip it off.

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TalkingRice TalkingRice

In response to “what post

something about a girl saying how her lil bro looked at a pic and asked where he was in the family pic, and the mom pointed to the her stomache and said "you were still in there"|then the boy goes to the sister and asks"...did mom eat me"
yeah....that was before mlia became crappy

-15116 Reply

TalkingRice TalkingRice

In response to “something about a girl saying how her lil bro...

First of all, my post is SO much diffrent then that, secondly, ya... thats it

+12153 Reply

Im_so_bored_so_bye Im_so_bored_so_bye OP

In response to “something about a girl saying how her lil bro...

MLIA was always crappy.

+55 Reply

Vepix Vepix

In response to “MLIA was always crappy.

lol there were some good ones, then it all became a cliche.

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TalkingRice TalkingRice

I predict this will be POTD on February 1st, 2011.

+73774 Reply

DanielJames DanielJames

In response to “I predict this will be POTD on February 1st, 2011.

You should meet my aunt. She makes predictions ALL the time. Like, she predicted my name.

+11 Reply

Monalisa Devine.

Is she pregnant or did she eat him?

-125171 Reply

Luv2golf42897 Luv2golf42897

In response to “Is she pregnant or did she eat him?

9.5-10=?

+36393 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Is she pregnant or did she eat him?

Obviously she ate him.

+565713 Reply

Prosopagnosia Prosopagnosia

In response to “Obviously she ate him.

Nope, the stork ate him!

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KickAss KickAss

In response to “Nope, the stork ate him!

why would a stork eat a baby. i mean that's not even cool to talk about man. watch what you say on this site, i'm highly offended.
i was once a baby. you know how i would feel if a stork ate me? i would be beyond mad, very sad, and partially digested.

spew some of your crude humor again and i might just have to SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE

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Ross Ross

In response to “why would a stork eat a baby. i mean that's...

Well isn't that where babies come from? I was just thinking that is where they would return... Wait don't tell me you didn't know?!? Oh poor Ross, yeah man babies come from storks, including you!

And yeah, I'm offended by your **** remark! I have to take laxatives, just to go to the restroom and you showing off that you can do it anywhere anytime, doesn't improve my situation

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KickAss KickAss

In response to “Well isn't that where babies come from? I was...

you have to take laxatives? i can picture you one day: "holy shit i forgot to take my laxatives! how do i.." *KABOOOM*

+16171 Reply

Ross Ross

In response to “you have to take laxatives? i can picture you...

What a crappy pun :/

+18213 Reply

KickAss KickAss

In response to “What a crappy pun :/

it's not a pun, it's a situation

+10111 Reply

Ross Ross

In response to “it's not a pun, it's a situation

"holy shit...."

+792 Reply

KickAss KickAss

In response to “"holy shit...."

LOL wow i didn't mean to do that

+2525 Reply

Ross Ross

In response to “LOL wow i didn't mean to do that

I'm sure you didn't... just like I didn't mean to shit my pants. C:

+242 Reply

KickAss KickAss

In response to “Is she pregnant or did she eat him?

Obviously both. Or do I really not understand where babies come from?

+88 Reply

Anonymous

Your Mom was already fat.

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Saadiyah

In response to “Your Mom was already fat.

yo momma's so fat that when she... actually,no- I don't have a funny comment there. I'm too white for yo momma jokes... and to do a proper lay-up in PE...

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wants+to+be+included

In response to “yo momma's so fat that when she...

Cool story bro

+2222 Reply

polarthebear polarthebear

If we are allowed to advertise our posts to Ant and get them POTD'd, then I think we need to have a little chat...

+4545 Reply

polarthebear polarthebear

In response to “If we are allowed to advertise our posts to...

You're just jelly

-35237 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “You're just jelly

(n)

+3535 Reply

DanielJames DanielJames

In response to “You're just jelly

(no)

+3030 Reply

Julian Julian

You actually asked for a POTD?
That's lame.
I'm taking back my YYA, then NW'ing it

This is no longer about the actual post, it's about the fact that even though this guy's already had a POTD, he asked for another one.

+52553 Reply

Paigachu Paigachu

In response to “You actually asked for a POTD? That's...

Such a n00bish thing he did.

+3131 Reply

Prosopagnosia Prosopagnosia

Now that this has been made PotD and there are comments about how he asked Anthony to make it so, I'm guessing that a lot more people are gonna start requesting to be PotD.

+3333 Reply

Truuninja Truuninja

In response to “Now that this has been made PotD and there...

oh god... this will be lovely. -_-
"The mods are so mean!! They wouldn't let me get POTD" *runs away, slams door and blasts screamo music.*

sigh...

+38413 Reply

wants+to+be+included

Oh. Excuse me. I must have forgot that Amirite was a site for jokes, not actual opinions.

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Anonymous

In response to “Oh. Excuse me. I must have forgot that...

Go ** yourself in the with a chainsaw without Vaseline and then go kill yourself and then go ** your corpse.

Ba dum schhhh

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polarthebear polarthebear

In response to “Oh. Excuse me. I must have forgot that...

There's a joke section for a reason.

+2828 Reply

ultispy ultispy

Am I the only one who didn't laugh?

+404222 Reply

astral_queen astral_queen

In response to “Am I the only one who didn't laugh?

Nope. I found no humor in it whatsoever.

+27292 Reply

SillyBanana SillyBanana

In response to “Am I the only one who didn't laugh?

I did... when I first saw it on DearBlankPleaseBlank.

+19201 Reply

Prosopagnosia Prosopagnosia

In response to “I did... when I first saw it on...

@1010103 (Prosopagnosia): If you pay attention there is one pattern, you're all girls! Just goes to show you, girls have no sense of humor

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KickAss KickAss

In response to “Am I the only one who didn't laugh?

I laughed...at the follow-up. I didn't laugh at the actual post.

+88 Reply

Emy Emy

Monalisa Devine.

OF COURSE you're "allowed" to suggest a POTD to Anthony. But if everyone did it, he'd ignore them. It works because no one else has dared to do it yet, like that time in Toy Story 3 when Buz asked permission to get into the better room at Sunny Side and the bear was like "of course!" because Buz "showed initiative," but the rest of the toys can't just follow him up because they didn't have the initiative to do it in the first place.

+6670411 Reply

duckshirt duckshirt

In response to “OF COURSE you're "allowed" to suggest...

I don't actually like how you used Toy Story as an example...

-38240 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “I don't actually like how you used Toy Story...

I have always been known to make up the absolute worst analogies in history, I'm sorry

+1919 Reply

duckshirt duckshirt

In response to “I don't actually like how you used Toy Story...

I disagree.
Without Toy Story, that comment would have been nothing.
NOTHING.

+35351 Reply

jessepinkman jessepinkman

In response to “OF COURSE you're "allowed" to suggest...

Not true, I've seen n00bs do it before.

+8102 Reply

BreakfastFan BreakfastFan

In response to “OF COURSE you're "allowed" to suggest...

no, if i were to go over to anthony's profile and be like "hey ant! i want _ and _ to be POTD. MAKE IT HAPPEN! please? :)", i would get my **** cyberly kicked. chances are anthony had this set out to be POTD before this guy asked for this to be POTD

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Ross Ross

In response to “no, if i were to go over to anthony's profile...

That wasn't what this guy did though; he just asked whether it could be a POTD. It also helped that he was an established user; some n00bs try it too and obviously fail

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duckshirt duckshirt

In response to “OF COURSE you're "allowed" to suggest...

Contrary to a previous comment, I quite liked your Toy Story analogy. points awarded.

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BeedleTheBard BeedleTheBard

In response to “Read my about me

sweet, I am honored dude

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duckshirt duckshirt

This is too similar to that post on DearBlankPleaseBlank...

+891 Reply

ShyeahItsSARAH ShyeahItsSARAH

i really don't see what makes this post so special.

+9101 Reply

Rawtoast Rawtoast

A lot of the POTD's have been about women lately.. trying to hint at something, Mr. K?

+352 Reply

JennaGee JennaGee

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, someone made an amusing follow up on a POTD that wasn't stupid.

+143 Reply

Ram27 Ram27

In response to “Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, someone made an...

Nah, it was pretty stupid

+16204 Reply

afternooner afternooner

"This was post of the day on Tue Feb 1st 2011"
Wait..."was"...WAS?! OMG I'M IN THE FUTURE.

+262932 Reply

Rocky Rocky

confused by Rocky

In response to “what???

(confused by Rocky): Exactly.

+21232 Reply

Rocky Rocky

In response to “(confused by Rocky): Exactly.

WHAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

+11121 Reply

very very confused

In response to “WHAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

(very very confused): If I thought today was the 31st, or even the 1st, I must be wrong, BECAUSE IT SAYS "WAS." That indicates the past. Which means my feet have beat a path on Time. (cool)

+222312 Reply

Rocky Rocky

In response to “(very very confused): If I thought today was...

and left your sanity behind (cool)

+99 Reply

white_knight_faggot white_knight_faggot

In response to “and left your sanity behind (cool)

I was never sane.

+242 Reply

Rocky Rocky

Anonymous

I WAS RIGHT! I KNEW SHE ATE HIM D:<

+231 Reply

BeautifulNightmare BeautifulNightmare

If you put it on the mom then you wouldn't have to see your brother for another ten months

-617 Reply

Jonesy Jonesy

Anonymous

In response to “math fail.

I said another ten months... as in added with the 9.5months

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Jonesy Jonesy

In response to “I said another ten months... as in added with...

9.5 years-10 years= -.5 years. -.5 years- 10 years= -10.5 years. he wouldn't have to see his brother for ten and a half more years.

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Anonymous

In response to “9.5 years-10 years= -.5 years. -.5 years- 10...

Regaurdless I said another ten months which means add it

-88 Reply

Jonesy Jonesy

In response to “Regaurdless I said another ten months which...

are you high or something? your math doesn't make sense.

+14162 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “are you high or something? your math doesn't...

No but I haven't slept in 24hours ha.

-55 Reply

Jonesy Jonesy

In response to “No but I haven't slept in 24hours ha.

push for 48. then shit starts getting weird.

+252618 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “9.5 years-10 years= -.5 years. -.5 years- 10...

your math.... it comes from another planet, amirite?

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rosinbackrider rosinbackrider

Saw this on Dear Blank.

+231 Reply

Dontspellright

Kind of a douchebag move to post this on Anthony's wall hoping for a POTD.

+12131 Reply

dzukac dzukac

Honestly I don't understand why so many people are hating on this post. I personally thought it was funny. If you guys really didn't like it, there would be more than just 34 NWs. So obviously people do like it

-437 Reply

xox_hellobeautiful xox_hellobeautiful

i dont understand how the joke ends with the mom eating the kid.. wouldnt she just be pregnant again and thats why shes fat and acting like a ****?

+781 Reply

rosinbackrider rosinbackrider

Repeat post? I've definitely read it somewhere before......

+44 Reply

LeeOwl

In response to “Repeat post? I've definitely read it...

It's on DBPB

+44 Reply

smb4ever smb4ever

In response to “Repeat post? I've definitely read it...

it's on facebook. from facebook likes.

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Lenny

In response to “it's on facebook. from facebook likes.

Don't had FB. Nice try though

0 Reply

LeeOwl

If you could "like" follow-ups, I would have definitely liked this one.

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OFrabjousDay OFrabjousDay

Best follow-up ever.

+11 Reply

BagelFinagle BagelFinagle

In response to “Best follow-up ever.

why thank you

0 Reply

Im_so_bored_so_bye Im_so_bored_so_bye OP

In response to “Best follow-up ever.

BeautifulNightmare posted that in the comments.

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Weekend_Warrior Weekend_Warrior

FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Lenny

...

In response to “(goo)

(...): <--- 3nipple ****

+352 Reply

Im_so_bored_so_bye Im_so_bored_so_bye OP

Wouldn't it be funny if this wuz a girl since ALOT of ppl said he/the guy/him lol

-22 Reply

Alderman55 Alderman55

In response to “Wouldn't it be funny if this wuz a girl since...

Damn. I forgot about the **** change!

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Im_so_bored_so_bye Im_so_bored_so_bye OP

Jesus, did it take me two weeks to actually get this?? When I first read it, I thought the poster meant that the mom got depressed because her kid disappeared so she gained weight and then acted like a **** to the kid who put the makeup on...holy shit I can be slow sometimes.

+55 Reply

Lany

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