+348 The bond between poppy seed and bagel has to be the weakest bond known to man. How are the poppy seeds hanging on? Static electricity? Gravitational pull of the bagel? Sorcery? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Glue

by Anonymous 13 years ago

duct tape?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Saliva?...of a frog?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's the same magic that helps the lights turn on, duh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Monkeys. That's all you need to know. Monkeys.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its the small trace of opium after all drugs are magic

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had never really thought of this before, but it's so true! Also, this is brilliant enough that even though it hurt my physically, I laughed for a long time. Kudos patrickmajor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

witchcraft

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mitch hedberg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oil

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chuck Norris. Nothing Further.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There is something about the phrase "weakest bond known to man" that makes me love this post

by Anonymous 12 years ago