+162 Your mum only ever seems to offer you candy right after you've just brushed your teeth, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stupid bitch mothers trying to find any way to ruin a child's life. Lmao. Just kidding. But seriously, my mom usually hides all candy to herself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my mom NEVER offers me candy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Kick her. That'll solve all your problems :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago