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one main similarity between most americans and blind people is that neither can see their toes, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Inb4 "I'm American and I'm not fat! Not all Americans are like this! You just jelly!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm sorry we kick ass.
by Anonymous11 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toes
by Anonymous13 years ago
Americans can always sit down with our legs stretched out and see our toes :D
by Anonymous13 years ago
thats if the chair doesnt break
by Anonymous13 years ago
Ever heard of a floor? :P
by Anonymous13 years ago
cant say i ever have man, what is this concept of something beneath us?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Haha, THAT would be a floor, and it typically doesn't break under us stereotypical fat americans :P
by Anonymous13 years ago
Unless you're on the second story or above.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Wait, nevermind, I'm not sure how you'd get to the second floor, seeing as how you can't climb the stairs or use an elevator...
by Anonymous13 years ago
But we wouldn't be able to climb up stairs on our obese legs, so we'd always live on the first floor, therefore, no upper floor breakage :D
by Anonymous13 years ago
I know, it's so hard to see them over my boobs../:
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm American and I'm not fat! Not all Americans are like this! You just jelly!
by Anonymous13 years ago
HA!
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm an amputee asshole...
by Anonymous13 years ago
So do you also believe all African-American's are criminals?
by Anonymous13 years ago
they stole it
by Anonymous11 years ago
way to rock the stereotype on that one, ass.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I can't ever see my toes because I just sink through whatever surface I stand on. I get stuck in hardwood floors all the time.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hm, a "fat American" joke that isn't completely stupid. Not bad
by Anonymous13 years ago
These jokes are beyond not funny, now... They're just plain annoying.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Being American doesn't mean you're going to automatically be fat. Actually, I see more skinny people that *think* they're fat than people that are actually fat. :p
by Anonymous13 years ago
One main similarity between most non-Americans and deaf people is that neither can hear how stupid they sound when they tell fat American jokes.
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