+298 one main similarity between most americans and blind people is that neither can see their toes, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Inb4 "I'm American and I'm not fat! Not all Americans are like this! You just jelly!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry we kick ass.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Americans can always sit down with our legs stretched out and see our toes :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats if the chair doesnt break

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ever heard of a floor? :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cant say i ever have man, what is this concept of something beneath us?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, THAT would be a floor, and it typically doesn't break under us stereotypical fat americans :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless you're on the second story or above.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait, nevermind, I'm not sure how you'd get to the second floor, seeing as how you can't climb the stairs or use an elevator...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But we wouldn't be able to climb up stairs on our obese legs, so we'd always live on the first floor, therefore, no upper floor breakage :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know, it's so hard to see them over my boobs../:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm American and I'm not fat! Not all Americans are like this! You just jelly!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HA!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm an amputee asshole...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So do you also believe all African-American's are criminals?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they stole it

by Anonymous 11 years ago

way to rock the stereotype on that one, ass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't ever see my toes because I just sink through whatever surface I stand on. I get stuck in hardwood floors all the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hm, a "fat American" joke that isn't completely stupid. Not bad

by Anonymous 13 years ago

These jokes are beyond not funny, now... They're just plain annoying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Being American doesn't mean you're going to automatically be fat. Actually, I see more skinny people that *think* they're fat than people that are actually fat. :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One main similarity between most non-Americans and deaf people is that neither can hear how stupid they sound when they tell fat American jokes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm american and i'm UNDERWEIGHT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Steal my name will yea? flip

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cuz your name is name, and you know.....

by Anonymous 13 years ago