+392 Why do we always imagine hell as a place with fire and ashes, where the temperature is almost unbearable and where you get tortured. It could be exactly like a small town where everyone lives a life and have their own house. It would be similar to the life on earth except that you'd be having something like a watermelon shoved up your ass all day long as the negative aspect, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No no, the 7th level of hell is frozen!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hello!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hello there!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dante's Inferno? Or the Divine Comedy if you want the whole thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dante lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I heard one of the layers of hell was being a cactus or something.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Lake of fire"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know you're right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you meant that to be a Nirvana pun, then you're awesome y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes it was, you moist vagina.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or you could just be stuck in white room with no door, windows, etc. And you just sit in there for the rest of your [after]life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wonder if that's what it's like to be God before the universe was created. Living in vast nothingness for infinity you're bound to imagine some things. Like a universe where you live the life of every living creature that you imagine.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think the white room would compare, mainly because it is an enclosed space with a finite volume. A vast nothingness might be more terrifying (IMO; I'm scared shitless of vast empty fields of nothingness) because anything could happen in any direction. An enclosed plain, simple, and dull room would simply drive me crazy. But then again, I haven't been in either of those situations so I wouldn't really know; it's just my guess.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We imagine hell like that because the bible repeatedly talks about the "fires of hell" and "burning in hell"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

^^^thats true im pretty sure the bible says nothing about shoving watermelons up peoples butts

by Anonymous 13 years ago

John 4:10 - "He who enters the fiery gates of hell shall have a watermelon shoved up his rectum daily."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just laughed so fucking hard!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

gnashing of teeth indeed...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In my opinion, Hell is... an eternity of awkward turtles every sex scene from every movie while you sit between your grandparents on their couch an itchy chair in the dentist's waiting room, surrounded by bad music, the sound of drilling, and dread standing at a board filled with complex equations you don't know how to do while your classmates moan that it's easy and beg to take your place being shackled to a front-row seat while Miley Cyrus and Justin Beiber sing a duet eating every meal at McDonald's having a continuous runny nose and no tissues as much ice cream as you can eat, and a sore on your tongue that never heals But that's just my opinion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's a horrible vision even if it's for hell..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I seriously doubt there are watermelons in Hell, watermelon is too wonderful to have any place amidst eternal suffering.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If not watermelons, maybe pineapples then?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe, if they aren't cut up yet and still have those evil spikey things on them d

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly, a full and untouched pineapple.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a 'Divine Comedy' that would be!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now think that everyone in heaven gets to eat any amount of watermelon they want. . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hopefully not shipped in fresh daily from hell...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As you said hopefully. . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sure someone else already made a comment like mine earlier, but I'm too lazy to read xD the Bible describes it as a pool of fire, or to burn in hell, etc. and other texts like Paradise Lost, about the Bible, also describe it this way. however, what if it wasn't? what if it's like the Greek version of hell? where you can either get punished or have a nice time in hell, depending on how you behaved during your life? it really depends on your religious views... I take these posts, way too seriously.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, I agree way too seriously :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Angel" did an episode that uses this idea. One character was sent to his own personal hell. He lived in a quaint neighborhood just as you suggested. He had a good kid and a seemingly loving wife. Only hitch was that every time his wife asked for (I think) a new lightbulb from the basement(which was every day), a demon would torture him and rip out his organs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, the good news is that you'll have famous scientists and philosopher's. And also, watermelon!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In little Nicky, Hitler gets a pineapple up his ass daily in hell.

by Anonymous 13 years ago