+182 Man, crocodiles are so chill. They're all, 'Hey man, I wanna maul that zebra over there, maybe snap that tourist's spine in half as well because he's bugging me, but it's chill because I'm a crocodile and I'm doin' my own thing.' amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I feel like you can do that about any animal now, ever since that turtle post. Ex: dogs are so chill, they are all, "Hey man, I wanna pee on that hydrant for a while, maybe take a shit on someone's lawn. But it's cool since I'm a dog" etc. http://amirite.net/495002 Honestly it's getting lame.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

obviously it was inspired by the turtle one, you don't need to point that out.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Except all of them kind of sound like Mitch Hedburg's comedy skit about Koalas.

by Anonymous 11 years ago