+274 How to get in shape: While watching the State of the Union address, do five pushups every time the audience gives a standing ovation. You'll be like Rambo by the end of the friggen speech! amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Obama: This was (standing ovation) a very (standing ovation) successful (standing ovation) year for the (standing ovation) United States (standing ovation) of America (longer standing ovation).

by Anonymous 13 years ago