+364 How to keep people from sitting next to you on the bus: You could hold a crying baby. You can hold a live farm animal. Or, you could just hold a Bible, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sad how true this is

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would definitely do this if I wasn't terrified that a religious fanatic would sit beside me and want to discuss it in great detail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's one like that on the bus that I take to school. She's nice, but she always talks about her church escapades...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or a dead farm animal...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or a dead baby...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can attest that the crying baby works well when you're flying Southwest also. The seat next to me is always the very last one taken - some poor sap flying stand-by.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no you just keep smelling your hand and making disgusted faces.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A service dog in the lap works pretty well for me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fart really loud. No, REALLY loud. Like a football player.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A copy of The Communist Manifesto always seems to work in my conservative little town.

by Anonymous 13 years ago