+453 If the floor really was lava, the furniture would sink into it too, so you're screwed either way, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless you attach a hammock to your ceiling.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That sounds pretty fuckin' awesome

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know, I've always wanted to do that in my room, but my parents said no.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's pretty awesome though how standing a metre away from the 900+ degree lava will protect you from a horrible painful death...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hang on the ceiling fan! Or stand on the windowsill! Yeah, I'm doing that the next time my floor turns to lava.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I actually realized this, so as a little kid, I would play "there's a deep abyss and the furniture goes all the way down."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My furniture is lava proof :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago