You pronounce almonds like almonds, not almonds, amirite?

So true. I had a friend who pronounced it like 'almonds' and I was like 'whaaaaaat?!' Needless to say, we're no longer friends.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Emo kid: Almond. Gay guy: Almond. Murder: Almond. Smart man: Almond. Foreign kid: Almond.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Potato potato, tomato tomato.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok I'm slow. Is there a joke I'm missing?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mhm. you can't tell how they said it because its typed.. its just a joke. you'll realize soon enough.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ooooooo i get it haha :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh ok I get it thanks

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, seriously. i can't stand people who pronounce almond like 'almond' its so annoying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually I pronounce it almond. :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You just made my life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I pronounce it æłmøñd

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't pronounce it as almonds or almonds I pronounce it as almonds

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok who else read this like 8 times until they realized they were spelt the same, and you were only pronouncing it differently in your head?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

heavy stuff man heavy stuff

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How do you pronounce them differently? I've always heard them said the same.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some people say, "almond." And others say "almond."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who pronounces it 'almonds' anymore?! Everyone knows saying it 'almonds' is the hip new way. PEOPLE these days...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I pronounce it "peanuts."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmao XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I pronounce it "Bitch, what the fuck?! Get that crap away from me!" Needles to say, I'm not a big fan.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Needless. Wow, that makes a big difference...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well sometimes i say it almonds, and other times i say it almonds, lol i'm just weird like that :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who else feels like almonds is spelled wrong no matter which way you pronounce it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well because of where my parents grew up, they pronounce it like "almonds." So i grew up saying it the same way. But people here pronounce it like "almonds" so i got made fun of a lot. Now i just avoid saying "almonds" all together.

by Anonymous 13 years ago