+525 The real question is, what would Bruno Mars do for a Klondike Bar? Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Throw his hand on a blade

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jump in front of a train.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

take a bullet through his brain

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have his assistant bring him a bucket full of them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry for being a "c-c-c-combo breaker?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He'd dump that chick he'd catch a grenade for.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Serenade it with kiss-up lyrics. "When I see your shell, there's not a thing that I would change. Cause you taste amazing, just the way you are." Oh, and catch a grenade for it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

More like what wouldn't he do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago